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i sure didn't know what i was getting into, but i sure did get into it

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jnfr, to BTS
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Since over on twt we are talking a bit about why we are ARMY, I thought I'd share this essay I wrote a couple years back.

Warning: It is embarrassingly love-addled. But sincere.

My White House Day with ARMY

https://fierce.jnfr.com/?p=4551

purplecoww,
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@jnfr this is wonderful. thank you for sharing!

purplecoww, to random
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i have begun screenshotting classic* army tweets as i find them (and yes, i may have gone looking) -- and i get the sense some of us could use a little light distraction right about now :ablobcatheart:

*to me. but also sometimes to everyone else, per those ‘share an army tweet you'll never forget' threads

2019 tweet from an army: Namjoon to rapmon: Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy??? Who’s the bestest boy in the entire world??? Jungkook: (screenshot of a Weverse comment from JK that just says: It’s me!)
2020 tweet from an army: Rapline was sending 15 years old jk in the booth like ight now say you better than all the industry combined in the mic
2021 tweet exchange between armys: first person asks: Dinner with BTS or $500k? Second person quote tweets: hobi’s right wrist alone got 500k on it all I gotta do is yell mosquito

purplecoww,
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@sopebakeshop i got you boo, this one left me speechless https://twitter.com/MIKYOONGl/status/1045337650025000962

purplecoww, to random
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why is everyone sounding the namjoon feet klaxons? there's no feet on his story? where did he put his feet this time

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    purplecoww,
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    @pixiecata fwiw i've seen a number of Stylish Teens running around nyc in dresses w/ doc martens -- the low cut ones, with thin white socks. it looks awesome! but i fear my boots mark me as a person who remembers the 90s.

    sopebakeshop, to random
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    My life has improved exponentially. :ablobcatrainbow: seriously, this might be my new fav pc because just look at his little face, and his little hat. I am just so fucking smitten. :blobmeltsoblove:

    Hobi photo card tilted at an angle to show the rainbow effect.

    purplecoww,
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    @sopebakeshop HIS LITTLE FACE. HIS LITTLE HAT. HIS LITTLE RAINBOW. ADLKSF;KD

    purplecoww, to random
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    sorry to post twitter but this is IMPORTANT

    https://twitter.com/jjk1d2/status/1701647728265290022

    purplecoww, to random
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    i saw some people on twt saying sope will never post full back because of shyness or "victorian sensibilities." i think it's the opposite: they won't do it because they get off on reminding everyone that their shirtless photos exist and we can't have them

    Tae156, to Korean
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    Did the product placement in work? There was lots of it. But I've just googled

    https://www.tigerbalm.co.uk/

    purplecoww,
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    @Tae156 ooooh tiger balm is one of my all time comfort smells. everyone should have some on hand in case of colds, aches, or general malaise

    purplecoww,
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    @Tae156 yeah it's quite similar (menthol and camphor), but tiger balm has a spicier smell that i prefer. especially the red version which has more cinnamon/clove oil in it.

    purplecoww, to random
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    there i was, minding my own business on the internet,

    purplecoww,
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    @screamlet_ you know when something makes you so incoherent you circle back around to extreme coherence? it's like that

    purplecoww, to random
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    i was torturing myself with media twitter brainrot and then i remembered there are better things to do, like watch jinkook get hysterical over a magnifying glass https://twitter.com/mikrocosjin/status/1694393794031169670

    purplecoww, to random
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    i am hungry but too tired to cook, can someone please explain why kim seokjin is not here to resolve this situation for me

    moonchildontheblueside, to random

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    purplecoww,
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    @moonchildontheblueside take care of yourself, we'll be here 💜💜💜

    moonchildontheblueside, to BTS

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    purplecoww,
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    @moonchildontheblueside 💕💕💕💕💕

    purplecoww, to random
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    i'm finally catching up on the kim taehyung onslaught (tm), and i think this whole rollout speaks volumes about his confidence. a lot of artists would've led with “listen to my heart melting vocals" or “look at my smoldering appearance in tight pants and heeled boots." but our tae was like, "of course i can smolder and melt your heart, but first i need you to consider the fact that my dog is cute”

    purplecoww, to random
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    icymi: this is for fans of rapline, pokemon, hot and sweaty nights and (wink) surprises........ https://archiveofourown.org/works/49207177

    purplecoww, to random
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    a hobi fit pic my god i've been starving

    purplecoww, to random
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    i have never had so many feelings about A DOOR

    purplecoww, to random
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    IT WAS ON HIS SHOULDER THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIMA;LSKDF

    purplecoww, to random
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    WHY IS EVERYONE WET AND SHIRTLESS

    purplecoww, to random
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    oh i see he has trained his band in the fine art of emotional devastation

    purplecoww, to random
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    HE'S PUBLISHING THE DRAFTS

    purplecoww, to random
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    idk if @croptopjin is awake but pls know i thought of you

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