> picking health insurance
> online calculator asks "do you smoke"
> answer option is "no", "yes, less than 40 cigarettes a day", "yes, more than 40 cigarettes a day"
> tick the more than 40 cig one out of curiosity
> "thank you for your interest, but you are not eligible for this policy"
me: I don't have yellow fever, nothing wrong with being attracted to the majority race here
brain: so if you were to move to the west, would you date white women?
me: :ARU:
found out "fuck your mother" in cantonese (diu lay lo mo) is a homophone of english " delay no more" and I know what I am saying next time a group mate is late on assignment submission
> sign up for website with phone number
> it requires me to solve six train puzzles as a captcha
> get one wrong
> requires me to solve seven more
> finally finished after 2 minutes
> realize I typed the number wrong