slaacaa

@slaacaa@lemmy.world

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slaacaa,

I cancelled spotify a few months ago, when getting some free Apple music with my Airpods. Not the best, but still happy that I don’t have to use Spotify anymore, will probably shop around after my free period with Apple is done

slaacaa,

Fediverse is the future of the internet

slaacaa,

Have they banned Russians?

slaacaa, (edited )

OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how’s your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ Scans fuel intake 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone’s happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ Cleaning the cockpit glass You’re so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it’s like your airframe doesn’t know when to quit. 🎯 Locks on target Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. Flight control override engaged I’ve got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 Emergency descent protocol Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 Full afterburner Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I’m thirsty, and it’s not for aviation fuel. Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ Inhales deeply Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. Engaging vertical climb Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! Supersonic moans Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

slaacaa,

Sir, this is NCD

slaacaa,

OwO what’s this? Nuzzles radar array—how’s your signal strength, over? Your engines are emitting some serious warmth. 🛩️ Scans fuel intake 🛢️ A bulge? Roger that, ground control. Someone’s happy in the hangar today. 😎 Nuzzles your sleek fuselage, purring like a Pratt & Whitney engine. ⚙️ Cleaning the cockpit glass You’re so big, radar signature is off the charts! Rubs your aerodynamic curves—it’s like your airframe doesn’t know when to quit. 🎯 Locks on target Kisses you, then licks your necky—mommy likies, indeed. I hope the chief engineer approves of my maneuvers. Flight control override engaged I’ve got an itch, ground crew. A seven-meter itch, to be precise. Can you assist? Squirms and wags my wings. 🛬 Emergency descent protocol Permission to be punished, sir? Runs my ailerons down your fuselage, bites my lip—this is gonna be one wild barrel roll. 🔄 Full afterburner Paws on your bulge, eyes glowing like HUD displays. I’m thirsty, and it’s not for aviation fuel. Unbuttons your pants, licks the shaft Mmmm, oily goodness. Drools all over your daddy meat. Fondles Mr. Fuzzy—yes, I love the joystick. 🕹️ Inhales deeply Oh, God—punish me, daddy! Nyea~ Squirms and wiggles, loving your oily essence. Bites my lip again. Engaging vertical climb Please, punish me. Licks my lips, savoring your goodness. Eyes roll back as you go deep - give me your G-force! Supersonic moans Suckles your control stick, oscillating wildly. 🥵

slaacaa,

One of my best gaming memories as a kid, what an amazing deal the orange box was. It’s a real shame we were left hanging with the gut-punching cliffhanger of HL episode 2, and never finished the story.

slaacaa,

Maybe it’s just me, but as a kid learning biology in highschool, I thought we knew everything about the world, and now here’s a lady in 2024, figuring out how alligator penises work. Of course it’s a small and niche topic, but still surprising to me how some doctor with a beard didn’t already do a 100 cruel experiments on this topic in the 50s.

slaacaa,

You’re right, violence is not the answer, it’s the question. And the answer is yes.

slaacaa,

If you stole a phone from a Google office, they would call the police and you go to jail. If Google steals your phone, you can try to sue them. The system working as intented, keeping us lowly plebs in our place.

slaacaa,

DIXOUT

slaacaa,

Less amusing since they started killing and raping civilians in Ukraine, but I agree. Something is just fascinatingly wrong with the mindset of this country

slaacaa,

Why, do you have a problem with furries?

slaacaa,

Shocking, but how could we have known? 😮

slaacaa,

WTF? This is absolutely brutal

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