I don’t know why people don’t believe this story. One time my buddy and I raced each other to a local bar and whoever lost had to buy the drinks. Anyway, I’m doing 60 in a 35 MPH zone when I see the flashing lights behind me. I pulled over and gave the cop my story, and wouldn’t you believe it the cop escorted me to jail.
I was skeptical of these numbers until I did the research. It’s even worse than I thought. Did you know that only 20% of students test in the top quintile? Is our children learning?
He did this during a commencement speech. That makes it even worse. There’s a reason why most commencement speeches stick to genetic themes like believing in yourself or doing great things or remember to give the university money or things like that, and it’s to avoid whatever this was.
He sure is, even moreso than Ned Flanders or Mother Teresa Jr. You are correct and win the points. Unfortunately, they are practice points so they don’t matter.
The Doug wiki has been DEFACED (lemmy.world)
Absurdity is cruel, and cruelty is absurd.
Honestly, this is probably how I will end up dieing (sh.itjust.works)
Park rules (lemmy.world)
Why is time money and not, say... waffles?
Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene....
What would Lisa Simpson do? NYU student protesters asked to ponder ethical issues (apnews.com)
Indiana judge rules tacos and burritos are, in fact, sandwiches (www.nbcnews.com)
Archive/mirror: archive.ph/5dJlk
Guess the Episode or Go to Hell! (lemmy.world)
Guess the Episode [Hard] (lemmy.world)
1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene....
Fellas, find yourself a girl like Tonya Harding staring at Nancy Kerrigan 😍 (lemmy.world)
Guess the Episode [Medium] (lemmy.world)
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Dad is full of surprises (lemmy.world)
Aged like... what ages much faster than milk? Aged like room temperature pork? (lemmy.world)
The state of things (i.imgur.com)
Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker bashes Pride Month, tells women to stay in the kitchen (touchdownwire.usatoday.com)
Seems like someone deleted this after it got posted, so let’s call out this piece of shit. Apologies if repost....
Country music (lemmy.world)
In what subtle (or significant) ways has your hometown changed since your childhood?
What good/positive habits have you taken away from your time in Covid lockdown and kept up since then?
For example, I have kept the habit of washing my hands with soap, first thing when I come home.
*laughs in unicycle* (sh.itjust.works)
Are We Really Going to Let Trump Come Back to Fail Again? (www.nytimes.com)
For many millions of Americans, time seemed to move differently under President Donald Trump....
Guess the Episode [Hard] (lemmy.world)
3.7 points for episode, 5.7 points for gag. The points will matter this time unless they are practice points.
Check your email for the verification code we just sent you. (lemmy.sdf.org)