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tombone

@tombone@woof.group

London based kinky cub. I also do music things.

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okay so the "HydraFacial(TM)" did in fact deliver on its promise of glowing skin which I am loath to admit because it cost money but it did do that

tombone,
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@taber I’ve heard Hydra cum does do wonders

tombone,
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@taber ouch but accurate

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Does this read as ‘it’s hot but I’m making an effort’?🥵😅

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Curse of Strahd campaigns:

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@taber @thickurt I’m 6 days behind on my mastodon homework so it must’ve been fate ❤️

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Friends fear he has access to Guild Wars 2 again

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@taber taber my love you should absolutely do a guild war

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Having a ‘Welfare Meeting’ to discuss possible adaptations for CFS stuff and I shouldn’t be this scared

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@taber thank you superstar x

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I think I’d like to not work in the arts anymore.

I’m underpaid, overworked and underappreciated.

It used to be ok when I worked in classical music/opera, because at least I was doing something I loved and had passion for, but now I’m just… suffering for no good reason.

Kinda sucks - if I want to be overworked, underappreciated and stressed out of my gourd I could at least be paid better. Ugh

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Charlie loves headbutting me while purring like a persistent chainsaw 🐱

tombone,
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@taber I’ve yet to catch you doing it to me

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Are nipple rings a yay or nay?

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When a daddy has a CPAP machine does it become a CPAPa? When attached, does everyone sound like the ghost of a Victorian chimneysweep?

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@taber oy guvna’, you woodent wont any moor ishoes wiv yor breevin’, wood ya?

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@taber you’re incorrect it’s even worse

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Music to Dune Part II is great, Hans Zimmer’s ghostwriters should be proud

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Unreasonably excited about the slippers I just ordered

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pleased to say that my connections from when I was a minor league baseball blogger have come through and I have successfully copped early merch from Virginia's newest uncomfortably horny mascotted summer league team

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@taber new taber lore just dropped

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after last time I thought we would have learned our lesson and stopped giving Maureen Dowd edibles but

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@taber this image has the same energy as

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Have I ever told the story about on the day I left university I slept with a niche discipline wrestler, and we were almost caught in the bathroom because he was so vocal?

I graduated, sumo came loudly

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Bi-annual doesn’t mean twice a year OR every two years. It means we’re using the bisexual calendar and having a great time

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really did think by now we would have at least a rudimentary version of a service where you could send in a pic and description of something weird on your body and somebody looks at it and tells you if it's anything or not

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@taber isn’t that Grindr

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hell yeah I have experience in AI

Asshole
Insemination

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@taber sometimes I wish we were better strangers

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am I doing this correctly

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@taber thank you distinguished judge mr taber

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