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tombone

@tombone@woof.group

London based kinky cub. I also do music things.

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Bi-annual doesn’t mean twice a year OR every two years. It means we’re using the bisexual calendar and having a great time

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really did think by now we would have at least a rudimentary version of a service where you could send in a pic and description of something weird on your body and somebody looks at it and tells you if it's anything or not

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@taber isn’t that Grindr

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hell yeah I have experience in AI

Asshole
Insemination

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@taber sometimes I wish we were better strangers

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am I doing this correctly

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@taber thank you distinguished judge mr taber

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Bloody Hel, that was a rehearsal full of hard work

tombone,
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@taber I did thank you

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Smh the algorithm finally figured out what I want

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LaTeX will look you dead in the eye and say "Underfull \hbox (badness 1281)" and you will nod solemnly and reply, "yes, that's right"

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@taber assumed this was a kink thing and it checks out tbh

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I get left on read at a rate that exceeds the average and yes I do deserve it

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@taber this positively compels a response smh

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mystified by the decision on Microsoft's part to create a situation where everyone with a job's computer now has "Microsoft Teams," "Microsoft Teams classic," and "Microsoft Teams (work or school)"

tombone,
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@taber you’re on clippy’s hitlist for this slander

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Restarted Baldur’s Gate last night, set the faggotometer to max

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I enjoyed mysterious monoliths appearing in canyons in 2020, bring that back

tombone,
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@taber I checked I only have £1.40 in change unfortunately

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@motoridersd hey I noticed Nacho hasn't been included in your Mastodon profile, he may be feeling a little left out 😉

tombone,
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@James @motoridersd but that’s nacho business

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doing math problems on a tablet with a stylus is so good

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@taber this is Dr. Kawashima’s Brain Training for Nintendo DS coded

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I was Morb'ing on his bius til he Jared his Leto send toot

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Thinking about songs for karaoke

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what choices in life add up to turn someone into a Bethesda video game dungeon henchman, how does that happen to a person, is this a career path people choose, what do they do to get promoted to a higher level dungeon

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@taber born to be a goon

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@taber but I just invested in drab overalls

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@taber I did also invest in a henchman specific fishing supplies shop, I call it goon & bait

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I have so much meat inside me

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Volunteer needed to fill me with more meat

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glamour shots of my Starfield character who at some point in creating him today I decided had nearly flunked out of nursing school and strangely enough that creative brief was enough guidance for me to extrapolate a whole lqqk from

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@taber I’ve seen multiple characters made by people on here and all of them are identical to this twink

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@aphyr @taber but unfortunately you all decided that ‘baby’ era bieber was the design inspo

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@taber @aphyr they shut for the holidays, it’s the trust system

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