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unprovoked, to random
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Just watched a three-minute video from the CEO of my administrative department and somehow managed to fill five Bullshit Business Buzzword Bingo cards at once.

unprovoked,
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@glitzersachen The CEO definitely comes across as an escaped Holodeck character, even in person.

unprovoked,
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@glitzersachen Though I would be hesitant to use the word "intelligence" in relation to any aspect of it.

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18+ unprovoked,
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@Binder We (my new-to-me group) will start a 1e campaign next week. They all seem to be actively interested in the new edition. I'm rusty enough that I'm still in the "show up, roll dice" phase.

unprovoked, to gaming
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Great fun hangout and gaming day. Diner breakfast with a sweet drink. Then – finally, now that they've been open a couple years – got to the games cafe downtown; it's an absolute marvel. Coffee drinks, snack-tray lunch, played Mille Bornes and Trogdor!! The Board Game (!!).

unprovoked,
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(This is the place.) https://mana-games.com/

Binder, to random
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The neighbors think I’m afraid of their dog because every time the dog gets close to me, they follow the dog to me & I move away.

unprovoked,
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@Binder [walking away] "Tell your dog I said hi."

Binder, to random
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A man’s reach should exceed his grasp or what’s a beverage for?

unprovoked,
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@Binder I do love the drink, but I haven't found the diet version locally for months on end, and it frustrates me greatly.

18+ Binder, to random
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  • 18+ unprovoked,
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    @Binder They didn't promote me anyhow.

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  • 18+ unprovoked,
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    @Binder I'm pretty good on dates ever since the Medical Adventure, so whenever C. asks, I tend to blurt out, "Wednesday, the first of May, in the year of our Lord [derisive] two thousand twenty-four!"

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  • unprovoked,
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    @Binder Time is the greatest weapon of mass destruction (I learned this from the Fallout TV show).

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  • 18+ unprovoked,
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    @Binder What in the J. G. Ballard and/or David Cronenberg—?

    Binder, to random
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    The dark matter theory of ActivityPub postulates that 90% of the Fediverse is imperceptible to any individual observer. The best which one can hope for is trying to include the unperceived in your actions.

    unprovoked,
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    @Binder "Here is my secret. It is very simple: It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." —Antoine de Saint Exupéry

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  • unprovoked,
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    @Binder This one time back in the 1900s, I pulled off such a sweet Double-Play Tuesday segue – "In the Dark" to "Don't Say You Love Me" – that coworkers called me at the station to rave about it.

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    Elden Ring is the name of a Golden Earring cover band if I ever heard one.

    unprovoked,
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    @Binder We've got a thing, and it's Finger Reader Crone.

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  • 18+ unprovoked,
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    @Binder "To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

    unprovoked, to random
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    "no healthy upstream" – in this economy?!

    unprovoked,
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    Actually, this is the problem. In this state, a rancher unleashed a "deluge" of sand into a river. And in the next state over, a cooperative spilled liquid nitrogen fertilizer, killing damn near a million fish. So, yeah, no healthy upstream. So it goes.

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