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ceo_of_monoeye_dating, to random
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I am excited to open up nominations for the Biggest Faggot on Fedi tournament!

It's been long enough since the last tournament frenzy that all the salt has washed away since the anime waifu tournament, so it's time for a new, fresh batch of salt.

That is why it is time for the worst tournament yet - the BIGGEST FAGGOT tourney! Nominate the people you think are the biggest faggots on this side of fedi! Poke fun at your friends or deliver a genuine needle to your enemy!

Most importantly, have fun! Or salt. :ayaya:

Rules:

  1. Nominate up to THREE (3) eligible accounts. Each nomination is worth one point, regardless of placement!
  2. Top FIFTEEN (15) nominated accounts on June 1st go to the single-elimination tourney, and are seeded based on the number of nominations.
  3. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:
  4. If somehow fewer than 15 accounts are nominated - perhaps by an obvious consensus - then the tournament organizer arbitrarily fills in the lower seeds. :shrug:

Eligibility of nominees:

  1. The account must be run by someone who is presumed to be a biological male (women cannot be faggots, but troons can be).
  2. The account must be on an instance that federates with bae.st (anyone else is not on this side of fedi).
  3. The organizer, @ceo_of_monoeye_dating, is ineligible for nomination. Instead, the organizer automatically takes the 16th seed for the shameful act of organizing a tournament! :jahy_gah:

Eligibility of nominators/voters:

  1. The account holder must have been on an instance which federates with bae.st since January 2024* (Gablins can't vote, but they can be nominated).
  2. The account holder must not vote against themselves in a poll (No defending yourself).
  3. Known alts are discarded when discovered! (No Sui, you can't give judgedread 9 nominations).

Tournament setup:

  1. It's a seeded single elimination.
  2. Under the poll, you type your vote out (like in the anime waifu poll).
  3. You have roughly 24 hours to vote from the time of posting to the time of counting.
  4. Ties are broken by arbitration, and will likely be chosen to maximize salt. :smug1:

*This means the account holder, not the account - so, if you are on shitposter.world after shitposter.club went down, that means you can vote!
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vaartis,
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @mer and @lebronjames75 are some obvious choices

vaartis,
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @lebronjames75 @f_o_u_r_t_y @mer well, mer's been around for a while on a different account (https://cdrom.tokyo/users/mer)

vaartis, to random
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Anyone else read filthy frank's book

vaartis,
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@SuperDicq finally someone else who read this book. Sure is a strange one.. Though I guess it is in line with his other stuff. I actually got the hardcover edition and that was a total fucking scam because it was a jean cover with a "supercover" like the one on the picture. And yeah i think it is probably the most strange book I own, as well. House of leaves is weird but not cursed-weird and is pretty well known, that's really the only contender

vaartis, to random
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how tall is lain soykaf?

vaartis,
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@lain tiny

vaartis,
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@lain so sanek is even smaller huh

RatPoster, to random
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vaartis,
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@RatPoster they really added :pensiverat: to dwarf fortress

solidsanek, to random

Oh fuck, I didn't notice, but in the TTYD remake they made "thinking" versions of each battle tracks like in Origami King! That is honestly so great!

vaartis,
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@solidsanek i thought you hate thinking

sun, to random
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vaartis,
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@sun splatoon fan 25 going hard

vaartis, to random
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When there's a beginning
There's an ending too

vaartis,
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@lain it was revealed to me in a song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWhgrA2dhrk

cell, to random
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vaartis,
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@sun @cell yes

nosleep, to random
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vaartis,
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@nosleep i support your ✊💦

solidsanek, to random

me and who

vaartis,
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lain, to random
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since when has twitter copied post length from pleroma

vaartis,
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@lain smh they cant even make up their own things, everyone is copying plemora these days..

nosleep, to random
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professor im doing an internship with took the time to write up a 2 page email detailing how to get from the airport to downtown 🥹

vaartis,
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@nosleep what does two page mean when it's about email

vaartis, to random
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vaartis,
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@kura free of clothing but they cost 50 thousand euro

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