@cohanf well perhaps you can gain "balance" by occasionally getting up, shuffling to the right, and clicking the mouse with yer left hand once in a while.
The internet is already off here, and apparently the cell coverage isn't great, so I have been reading a lot of alt text while I wait for photos to load, and sometimes just boop yer delightful alt text descriptions without ever getting to see the images.
In case you thought alt text didn't matter. #altText#altTextMatters
What I am most proud of today though is this kick ass blanket fort on the fire escape. Those childhood skills are transferable yo! Covered myself in wet scarves/towels and sat out in the Valerie-made shade, and breeze. #blanketFort