volkswagenchick

volkswagenchick, 9 days ago to random

At the pool I heard a young mom tell another young mom, “It’s really brave of you to wear a bikini.”
F*ck that Stoopid bitch. What she said is so wrong for so many reasons.

volkswagenchick, 10 days ago to random

I have a whole gang of Mom friends who perform yoga, on a paddle board, in the ocean...WTF?!!??
I pulled a muscle typing my last status this morning.
Perspective people. Perspective.

volkswagenchick, 10 days ago to random

What good is voice recognition if during a heated game of Scrabble it won't recognize the word 'smegma?'

volkswagenchick, 12 days ago to random

I just rubbed on some cocoa butter and then took a few shots of tussin. Hey, it's my weekend I can do what I want.

volkswagenchick, 15 days ago to random

I accept that the path to hell is littered with thrice-microwaved cups of coffee.

volkswagenchick, 18 days ago to random

Friend: Hmmm, lets come up with something constructive to do for the next 6 months. Drinking is great but we need something to get your mind off it all, and release aggression. Hahah like samurai school or kickboxing.
I'm totally keeping her. And becoming a samurai!

volkswagenchick, 22 days ago to transgender

reposted from a LinkedIn post

For pride month this year can straight people focus less on “love is love”

and more on “Queer and trans People are in danger“
#transgender #queer

volkswagenchick, 22 days ago to random

I'm not gonna say I just made a fortune cookie into a puppet and it sang Baby Got Back at the take out counter, but I'm also not gonna deny it.

volkswagenchick, 23 days ago to random

Coffee and breakfast in bed is the best!

I know this because I have seen it in the movies. Looks fascinating.

volkswagenchick, 25 days ago to random

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, your air buds will eventual end up in the toilet...if they haven’t already

volkswagenchick, 26 days ago to random

When you go for your second mimosa, and you skip the orange juice and the glass and just drink cheap champagne out of the bottle, my question is this.
What part did I do away with? The "mim" or the "osa"?

volkswagenchick, 28 days ago to random

The International Day Against Homophobia, Transphobia, and Biphobia (IDAHOBIT) is today!!

Weird, I am against hate everyday.

volkswagenchick, 28 days ago to random

Everyone talking about personal growth and what they did this past year to better themselves during these weird times.

I rediscovered how much I love shrimp tacos.