@whitefish@corteximplant.com
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whitefish

@whitefish@corteximplant.com

Discordian hacker :pesthoernchen: cyberpunk into embedded stuff, Reverse Engineering, CTF, video games, SciFi and neuroscience Doing some :cyber: stuff as profession. Coffee nerd :coffeebean: and sometimes a :good_boy: OBEY THE SYSTEM :obeythesystem: You can find me at https://corteximplant.com/@whitefish :corteximplant: https://corteximplant.com/@whitefish :corteximplant_b: https://corteximplant.com/@whitefish :hackers_town:

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revengeday, to random
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Hey folks, a fair number of you may have caught on to the fact that I sometimes whip up some pretty odd things. Well, brace yourselves, because it’s that time again. Allow me to introduce Sakura Sneeze 🌸 (@sakurasneeze) - my latest creation in the Fediverse, a bot that's all about keeping you in the loop with the latest pollen forecasts for Berlin. Why, you ask? Maybe it's time to stop questioning my quirky projects and start embracing them! Check it out here: https://ramses.coffee/sakura-sneeze/

whitefish,
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@x00001 @revengeday maybe we should create our own bots with custom location? They idea is cool!

whitefish,
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@revengeday @x00001 Sounds cool! Wich weather service are you using?

revengeday, to random
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Yo bro, I think your AI girlfriend is cheating on you!

whitefish,
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@revengeday how do you know? I mean uhm you don’t now her! :oh_no_bubble:

revengeday, to random
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:datafax: Yo, I received a FAX from @whitefish! https://fax.datakra.sh/

whitefish,
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@revengeday yeah it was the first fax in my life! :cyberheart_pink: :blob_bounce_fast:

whitefish,
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@revengeday yeah I feel 1337 now! :cch:

revengeday, to random
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It's :feierabend_01:​:feierabend_02:​ in a few minutes, and luckily tomorrow is a public holiday in Germany.

whitefish,
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@revengeday absolutely and the sun is shining. At least here.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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Being on the left side of the political spectrum is so exhausting.

It's not that you only fight nazis, capitalism and conservatives.

No you also have to fight with other left people.
People that think you're too left.
People that think you're not left enough.

Every time you say or do something there are mostly dissenting voices.

As I said. Exhausting.

whitefish,
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@kaiserkiwi there always is something you made wrong. And always someone’s advising you how to do it a better way. :/

whitefish,
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@kaiserkiwi yeah I know. Oh you’re doing so well on saving the planet (or whatever just example). But you can’t cook this or that because it is bad … and so on in every part of life they will find something bad :)

whitefish, to random German
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why does HP forces me to create an account for scanning with my local scanner? Will abandon those HP sw crap.

whitefish,
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Lucky me MacOS can natively scan things without any apps.

whitefish,
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I want to hack this bullshit piece of HW so badly. I mean HP what’s wrong? Why do I need a web server on a printer? Why do I need subscription for ink? Why an account for printing? The question that remains is, can doom be played on it? Or should I consider porting veilid to it?

jadedtwin, to random
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✅ cortex implant account
✅ cyber.ms account
✅ joined Obey The System on discord
✅ totentanz.club account

and finally, can ✅ nightcity.bar

gotta collect them all! Fragment my soul across the net please :D

whitefish,
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@revengeday @jadedtwin @x00001 @thegibson yeah let’s connect

marta, to random
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New hacking abilities unlocked

whitefish,
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@revengeday @marta haha I like Arch

revengeday, to random
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Döner :doener:​:

  • Delicious
  • Looks good
  • Always there for you (24/7)

Tech bros:

  • Steals your data
  • Steals your money
  • Replaces you with an AI
whitefish,
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@kaiserkiwi @revengeday @jadedtwin haha nice URL

revengeday, to random
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Can someone pull me out of this deep hole? Thanks to @Gargron cuddling around with his Silicon Valley friends, I'm itching to close the instance here. Mastodon somehow feels dirty atm.

whitefish,
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@revengeday let’s rebuild it on basis of veilid @thegibson and @Wrewdison are already calling out for chooms, hackers, netrunners and coders. I’m pretty sure :corteximplant:
and :hackers_town: will survive! I’ll code for it!

whitefish, to random
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Sleep interruption detected …

[ OK ] Booting cortex implant
[ OK ] taking control, mounting /dev/brain
[ OK ] initialize uplink

[ OK ] rooting brain success

brain sh# :blinkingcursor:​

whitefish,
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@revengeday

./sleep.py

forcing sleep mode right now …

“RuntimeError: maximum recursion depth exceeded in sleep”

Segmentation Fault

echo “will try again later!”

will try again later

:blinkingcursor:

marta, to random
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I've consumed way too much cyberpunk media in the past week, I want a plug port in my neck lol

whitefish,
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@revengeday @marta ah ghost in the shell is legit!

whitefish, to random German
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:hacktheplanet_1:​:hacktheplanet_2:​:hacktheplanet_3:​:hacktheplanet_4:​

revengeday, to random
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:corteximplant: is your community, not mine :cyberheart_cyan:​

whitefish,
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@revengeday :cyberheart_red: :cyberheart_purple: :corteximplant_b:

whitefish, to random German
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:cyberpunk_1:​:cyberpunk_2:​:cyberpunk_3:​:cyberpunk_4:​

whitefish,
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@bitprophet :preem_1:​:preem_2:​

revengeday, to random
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Our little :corteximplant: instance has been in existence for two years now :cyberdon_party:

whitefish,
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@revengeday I’m only at this cool instance for a month or something. But I’m very glad to be here. It is awesome and it rocks so much. Thank you all. :corteximplant: :ci_floppy: :cyberheart_cyan:

revengeday, to random
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:corteximplant:​ is :preem_1:​:preem_2:​ thanks to @jadedtwin :ci_floppy:​

whitefish,
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@revengeday @x00001 @jadedtwin removing the space manually does not work on the iOS app. Crazy shit.

kaiserkiwi, to random
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I wish I could post more positive stuff. My profile looks like that of a grumpy old man lately. 😔

whitefish,
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@kaiserkiwi that’s because all the tech is broken not because you’re grumpy :cyberheart_cyan:

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