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jadedtwin

@jadedtwin@corteximplant.com

Bilingual (🇩🇪🇺🇸)
artist, linguist, ex-hacker - she/her🏳️‍⚧️

autistic digital punk, married to an ADHD analog punk, particular individual, a certain cartoon show is only 1 season longer than me, as salty as the ocean that birthed me

if you wanna support me: https://jadedtwin.com
digital garden: https://jadedtwin.neocities.org/

Human art > literal dog poo > "AI" art
Graffiti > art galleries

One half Em&Em https://corteximplant.net/users/x00001 :cyberheart_red:

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revengeday, to random
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I would like to tell you something cool from my life, but nothing cool happened to me today. Except that I rode an e-scooter for the first time in my life today. It was quite okay 10/10.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday ramsi:

jadedtwin, to random
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New stickers available! :D

https://www.jadedtwin.com/product-page/workers-unite-stickers

kaiserkiwi, to random
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TIL: Yesterday it was possible to see an in Berlin. I wish I knew that before. 😔

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday @kaiserkiwi supposedly there's a chance tonight as well.

I didn't see it in my corner of the world (tho my sister who live across town got to see it....no I'm not mad....lol)

Light pollution sucks

jadedtwin, to random
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No magic sky lights for us city dwellers :((

jadedtwin, to random
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Taken
Taken 2
Taken 3
Re-Taken
No Takesies Backsies
Taken 6: Evil Dies Tonight
Ta7en
They Done Took My Daughter 8
Taken (2024)
Taken x Fast and Furious

revengeday, to random
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No auroras in Berlin.
Sad ramsi noises.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday :((((

revengeday, to random
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I have a song that I want to submit for , but I don't have a name for the song. So, logically, I'm not submitting anything! :smart:​

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday Obviously you should name it Fedivision2024-Winner_You_Will_Vote_Ramsi.flac

jadedtwin, to random
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Grognar: me invent new cave art. Has magic spell in sand. You can no copy me wall art.

Unk proceeds to copy cave art on new wall

Grognar: No! Magic spell make no copy! How you copy! Me call cave-police!

revengeday, to random
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Pizzer? :neocat_nom_pizza:​

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday peepsah! :neocat_nom_pizza:

jadedtwin, to random
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YouTuber: open software bad cuz me confused by using it. So it bad, you must use Adobe for to make the good art.

Me: look at all this money I've spent on food rather than a subscription to a worse program! Look at all this art I've made using a free program and one that cost me a one time $15!

My hot take: photoshop is a bad program and it's UI is god awful and you're deluding yourself if you think it's actually good. "Industry standard" just means everyone is using the same thing. Not that the thing is any good. You cannot convince me otherwise and do not bother trying.

jadedtwin,
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@martijn GIMP. I know there's some issues with it's leadership, but the app (in my not so humble opinion) is literally the best out there.

I use aseprite for my pixel art tho

revengeday, to random
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Ransomware, but the attacker just wants a coffee.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday @x00001

Animated gif of a CGI woman swimming a backstroke in a cup of coffee

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday @x00001 Coffee Hot Tub with AI assisted heating to keep the brew perfectly warm for each user!

jadedtwin, to random
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more old art :D

this time mixed media stickers and spray paint

#fediArt #mixedMedia

revengeday, to random
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Humans.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday blegh

jadedtwin, to random
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the infinite homer

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday hope this meme finds you well

revengeday, to random
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I now exist as Holo-Ramsi :holoramsi: thanks to @jadedtwin

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday ermagerd! I didn't even think of it as an emoji! Beautiful 🤩

jadedtwin, to random
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Tattoo apt next week and all my brain is focused on is "e-ink tattoos when?"

x00001, to random
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Less asphalt means it stays cooler? Who would have thought! /s

The US Is Now Building Car-Free Apartments That Resemble Europe: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5q6lo0JIjO/ 🚲​

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday @x00001 George Washingmachine died on the cross so you could drive a Ford Patriot to work everyday. Why would you spit on his grave?

revengeday, to random
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I'm so bored today that I'm boring myself.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday boring ;D

Animated gif of a drill boring a hole

revengeday, to random
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I was outside for a bit. It was shit. Humans everywhere.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday tell them to leave!

revengeday, to random
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It's :feierabend_01:​:feierabend_02:​ in a few minutes, and luckily tomorrow is a public holiday in Germany.

jadedtwin,
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@revengeday I swear every week has 38 holidays over there. While in Berlin, I spent more time off because of a major holiday than actually in class xD

jadedtwin, to random
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Scenes from a post,
a monolog:

That random opinion you have just posted is incorrect and it's my job to correct you. No I'm not an expert in the subject. I googled a related article, looked at the headline, and pasted the link in my comment. It shows how right I am. Now suffer in my smug!

What's that? You have a counter argument? La la la la I'm not listening, I already won la la la my cognitive dissonance won't let me listen!

jadedtwin, to random
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✅ cortex implant account
✅ cyber.ms account
✅ joined Obey The System on discord
✅ totentanz.club account

and finally, can ✅ nightcity.bar

gotta collect them all! Fragment my soul across the net please :D

jadedtwin,
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@x00001 now I really want one! So exclusive! :gnah:

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