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worthlessbums

@worthlessbums@mastodon.social

Luxury entertainment software developer. Washington State. Fallout 4 fanboy. Enjoys garlic a normal amount. Fuck terfs.

Made Steam Marines:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steammarines

Making Steam Marines 2, a space tactics roguelike:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steam-marines-2

Making Hammergrind, a fantasy rpg:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/hammergrind

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i have so much shit to do and i don't wanna do any of it

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when the adult on the other end of the phone does not end with "have a good day" or similar, but you reflexively respond with "you too" before hanging up

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boy scouts rebranding like facebook and twitter

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acab. this is exactly why you can't be a good cop

"disparities" my ass

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fuck yeah orangutans

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"honest review" is just code for "say you think what i think"

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i slept for like 9 hours last night and i'm exhausted wtf

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no

you fucking clown

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i can't take anti-nuclear power plant climate change people seriously

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i get irrationally angry when i download a pdf and it's one page

even moreso when it's one page of content and then like a second blank page

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that is not the criticism

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when the dice gods bless you

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wait till you learn about <the entire prepper "community">

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i didn't buy copper wire because i had a big roll of the copper wire i needed

guess what i can't find today

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i, too, just bring live ammo with me everywhere and load it into firearms, especially when and where people are expecting not-live ammo

https://apnews.com/article/rust-shooting-sentencing-armorer-baldwin-trial-a9f175e72e8ea6145e57996ad8e38525

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Escape rooms are for people who don't carry tools

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i blew dust out of my gpu and fan vent holes and my computer stopped doing glitchy graphics shit who woulda thought

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Well I ran out of excuses

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some of my friends voted and apparently the scariest phrases i utter are:

  1. "just to be clear" and
  2. "okay"
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how the fuck is cannon still a goddamn judge

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hold on are you saying trump isn't a business genius?

Puppet monkey acting shocked.

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i randomed into /r/criticaltheory and as usual i browsed their top threads and they're talking about neolib trump lovers

what the hell is this place

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i need a word for people who use economics only when it generates results they are ideologically aligned with

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