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worthlessbums

@worthlessbums@mastodon.social

Luxury entertainment software developer. Washington State. Fallout 4 fanboy. Enjoys garlic a normal amount. Fuck terfs.

Made Steam Marines:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steammarines

Making Steam Marines 2, a space tactics roguelike:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steam-marines-2

Making Hammergrind, a fantasy rpg:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/hammergrind

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scrubs and cleans stovetop

immediately spills next dish i cook

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look at this chubster
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1507590342/smiling-hippo-figurine-ceramic-handmade

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Escape rooms are for people who don't carry tools

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butt plane 🍑

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some of you couldn't even run a knitting circle but you sure got opinions on foreign policy and how that works

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hrmmmmm... i still haven't played bg3 yet tho lol

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silent hill fans:

Elmo on fire gif.

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i'm very shocked given that literally every single lawyer i've ever spoken to has, with varying degrees of politeness, basically told me the #1 thing a client can do to help themselves is to shut the fuck up

https://www.salon.com/2024/01/12/what-said-was-so-damaging-to-him-experts-say-ny-ag-struck-gold-with-rant/

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everyone seems to love the barbie movie but i've seen no barbie memes

i dunno how to evaluate that

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bruh lol lmao

i just looked up the skyrim official trailer and it's not even available in 1080p. it caps out at 720

that's how long ago 12 years was

worthlessbums, to random
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hey man i know it's super hard but like you can throttle spells as well

it's pretty easy

given how there are spell components to almost all the spells you love to hate

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when the dice gods bless you

worthlessbums,
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it's okay i got new dice now so imma turn this ship around

worthlessbums,
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bonus protip say the proper name out loud before committing to it

worthlessbums,
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when the subsector government think tank gets the tech solution before your genius level traveller does

worthlessbums,
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yelling DOESN'T COUNT UNLESS IT'S GOOD as you drop one of your dice

worthlessbums,
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not skilled at all in medic + but super smart + good rolls == trauma surgeon

math checks out

worthlessbums,
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i have a golden opportunity to introduce space zombies to my campaign setting

do i do the space zombo apombo

worthlessbums, to random
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remnant 2 did not immediately ask me for my class at start which makes me think this might be good

worthlessbums,
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me, giving nicknames to weird symbols to remember them for later: "square boobs"

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Can we have a moment of silence for my softbox who emitted a POOF! and then went dark?

I don't think the magic smoke is going back in.

worthlessbums,
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@fasterthanlime you missed your chance to inhale it to become a tech god

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i just wanna say i did not buy baldur's gate 3

my brother gifted it to me xD

worthlessbums,
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i know you're trying to trick me video game

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i wish just once a flunky npc would, without my needing an intimidation check to appear, look at this blood and gore steeped paladin emerging from the darkness and decide not to make a pithy british insult at me

read the room my good guy

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that is not the criticism

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surprise

it's almost like bucketing statistics like crime based on "city" skews data a certain way ("it's the cities, silly!")

sure would be weird if you, upon seeing this list that violates fauxnews general wiz-dom, look into other data

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    @aetataureate speak for your own stuff, small springs can teleport to other dimensions in my book

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    @aetataureate i just want dudes to wash their fucking hands

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    i have so much shit to do and i don't wanna do any of it

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