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worthlessbums, to random
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i have so much shit to do and i don't wanna do any of it

ghosttie,
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@worthlessbums evergreen

worthlessbums, to random
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when the adult on the other end of the phone does not end with "have a good day" or similar, but you reflexively respond with "you too" before hanging up

ghosttie,
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@worthlessbums before the pandemic, the guy at cinema said "enjoy the movie" and I said you too

worthlessbums, to random
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boy scouts rebranding like facebook and twitter

SirTapTap,
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@worthlessbums The Boys have been laid off to raise quarterly profits. only the Scouts remain.

worthlessbums, to random
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acab. this is exactly why you can't be a good cop

"disparities" my ass

SirTapTap,
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worthlessbums, to random
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fuck yeah orangutans

ghosttie,
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@worthlessbums we think we're so smart, but really we're just bald orangutans

worthlessbums, to random
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"honest review" is just code for "say you think what i think"

RogerBW,
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@worthlessbums "This book was kindly supplied by [publisher] in return for an honest review" = "they make me say this, isn't free stuff great?"

worthlessbums, to random
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i slept for like 9 hours last night and i'm exhausted wtf

ghosttie,
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@worthlessbums welcome to middle age

worthlessbums, to random
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no

you fucking clown

18+ worthlessbums,
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there is some real horrific shit out there but the one i will never forget is a video on inert gasses

basically it fills your lungs, oxygen is cut off, you drop

no one is coming to get you

and the video shown was like a wrecked truck leaking all over the place. well wait you can see the white gas floating across the road, right? you can just avoid that

no

guy dies because he's too close in "clear" air

guy goes in after him. also dies

18+ RogerBW,
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@worthlessbums My father was a doctor and once trained with a team of firefighters. They were still recovering from the death of one of their people: fighting an oil tank fire. Tank was surrounded by a paraffin moat so that if oil spilled it would sink under the paraffin (which is easier to clean up). Bridge over the moat. Chummy thought "too slow, I'll jump across". Slipped, fell in, human body can't stay afloat even without all the gear, drowned.

worthlessbums, to random
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i get irrationally angry when i download a pdf and it's one page

even moreso when it's one page of content and then like a second blank page

ghosttie,
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@worthlessbums this space intentionally left blank

worthlessbums, to random
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i can't take anti-nuclear power plant climate change people seriously

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@worthlessbums @RogerBW I mentioned the other day to a coworker you can't (legally) fly drones near our work cause too close to airport.

'Who's gonna know?'

Well, if the FAA find out, they WILL come and fuck your shit.

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@DarkestKale @worthlessbums In the UK you can shut down an airport merely by saying "look over there, I saw a drone" which is much safer.

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SirTapTap,
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@worthlessbums Biden, if you're listening,

worthlessbums, to random
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that is not the criticism

worthlessbums,
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the effort it took to avoid just saying the obvious reason

(they're racist you dinguses)

worthlessbums,
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surprise

it's almost like bucketing statistics like crime based on "city" skews data a certain way ("it's the cities, silly!")

sure would be weird if you, upon seeing this list that violates fauxnews general wiz-dom, look into other data

worthlessbums, to random
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when the dice gods bless you

worthlessbums,
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i have a golden opportunity to introduce space zombies to my campaign setting

do i do the space zombo apombo

RogerBW,
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@worthlessbums doooo ittttt. [brains]

worthlessbums, to random
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wait till you learn about <the entire prepper "community">

worthlessbums,
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i just really wanna know what sort of event you're expecting to overcome with your single surplus gas mask and a filter that doesn't thread correctly

RogerBW,
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@worthlessbums Somebody else's sad shortage of guns.

worthlessbums, to random
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i didn't buy copper wire because i had a big roll of the copper wire i needed

guess what i can't find today

worthlessbums,
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look i am not a superstitious man

but i will find it the minute i order copper wire and it arrives

RogerBW,
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@worthlessbums see also lighting a cigarette to make the bus arrive.

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