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worthlessbums

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Luxury entertainment software developer. Washington State. Fallout 4 fanboy. Enjoys garlic a normal amount. Fuck terfs.

Made Steam Marines:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steammarines

Making Steam Marines 2, a space tactics roguelike:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steam-marines-2

Making Hammergrind, a fantasy rpg:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/hammergrind

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when the dice gods bless you

worthlessbums,
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anyway the point is my down on their luck traveller team is trying to buy a ship and i'll be rolling old stats/quirks later so that'll be either great or terrible

worthlessbums,
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when you roll so badly during starship price negotiations there's a massive price hike during the negotiations for all ships subsector-wide

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if you're wondering the dice said it was a 74% price hike

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stop rolling career destroying love affairs you thirsty bitches

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BRUH

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

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this lion keeps fucking everyone

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they couldn't afford a ship, but they all joined the subsector's scout service which was new because of the war with the empire, and the service promised a pause on interest on their debts

they got basically no training, thrown onto a world with known hostile xenomorph-style monsters, got told "ah, that's a different continent don't worry about it just survey your region"

also they got some laser pistols but only one of them has gun combat

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one of the funniest things about having a crew join the same career as a group is seeing who makes their promotion rolls

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i want to make a scout dolphin

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anyone remember the show beast wars

what a good show

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uplifted mako shark

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just a super swole murloc in a vacc suit

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realizing there are cybernetic/biotech solutions to dolphins in atmosphere

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this is actually perfectly in keeping with the rest of this ragtag scout team

dolphin joined the scout service to get travel suits and access to other tech to get around the universe

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what gun combat would a dolphin learn

i feel like direct energy weapons and slug firearms are equally shit xD

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is dolphin unarmed just bludgeon

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why do wet navy officers get tactics (military) instead of tactics (naval)

should just be tactics (wet navy)

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ah doesn't matter i got ejected anyway lololol

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this mishap makes it sound like i did war crimes

did i do war crimes

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in the same vein of the losers this other new scout failed her edu 8+ roll to enter college

worthlessbums,
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lmao she crashed and burned in her second term as a smuggler

yeah you belong in the losers club

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3 of the 4 newbies had crash and burn type careers but the last guy just got amnesia

i'm not sure why that would make him go from entertainer to scout but i'll figure it out

hey that rhymes

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you might have your fancy titles and pensions and starships, but i have a dolphin skilled with heavy guns

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i rolled well

the scout service gave us a ship to explore the galactic south

we probably won't die

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i like how some scout ships don't even present hull/structure points

just a very "do not get into space combat" vibe

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