Full time Programmer/Systems Analyst, rest of the time gamer and internet shouter. I advocate democracy, underrated games, and absurdist humor. Gender fluid I guess, who cares
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Earth patch 623463534: fixed AI bug where squirrels run back towards cars when in the middle of the road instead of forward
Informal poll: Do you put the egg or the water in first when making a cup of tea?
What's a more positive/neutral way to say "unhinged"? Our 90s Websites Stream was very much unhinged but not in any of the bad ways. Just great, wacky shit.
We've trained an AI on over 10 years of Tumblr data. It has the impressive ability to be horny for literally anything. It's currently writing the 100th chapter of it's Hitler x Reader x Nagito Komaeda fic.
"WHAT the heck with afro Grayskull?!?"
Is that racist? I feel like it's racist.
The Revelation incarnation of King Grayskull has received a lot of racist responses so I wouldn't be surprised if it's racist.
"If you are a certain kind of cynical, Reddit’s S-1 filing sets off alarm bells. There’s the mention of r/WallStreetBets. (Five mentions in total, actually.) There’s the stockpile it’s amassed of Bitcoin and Ethereum. And there’s the program to give certain power users the option of buying stock before it debuts on the public market."
Holy shit this is really going to be a bigger clusterfuck than expected huh
FF8: Too complicated. A time witch has time powers?! Fuck you. Convoluted nonsense.
FF7: Listen, if you had simply played all 523 supplemental games and watched all 10 movies you'd understand this makes complete sense
So was the guy who decided to call half the things in British government "shadow cabinets" and "oppositions" like, completely insane or just a little bit insane.
I know they all have perfectly non-conspiracy meanings but like what the hell it's like calling the VP your Murder President or something
Find someone who thinks about you as often as Republicans think about Biden penis
Can you not claim a username in #Signal yet on the non-beta channel? Only reason I downloaded it
I love ad execs.
"you motherfuckers better remove all the god damn swearing and violence and nudity or I'm not putting my fucking Game of Thrones ads on your shit asshole. This is a FAMILY BUSINESS!!!!"
I don't know who needs to hear this but you don't necessarily need to take sides in every single hyper complex centuries old geopolitical spat
It's not sports
...you don't need to take sides in sports either but, one thing at a time
I think everyone should play a fair amount of DOS games as-designed just to help instill how extremely not-obvious "common sense" game design, controls, etc were
There are shockingly few DOS games with even slightly reasonable controls. Like, ijkl is one of the better ones. One of my favs is M for right and Z for left.
It's been 40 years since NES RPGs. Why are pseudorandom generators still SO bad?
I was listening to a playlist on repeat on YouTube on Friday, it picked the same ~1/4th of the playlist repeatedly, in the same order
I have a "random" memes Scene in OBS, it consistently pulls up the same 30 or so images from a folder of over 1000