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SirTapTap

@SirTapTap@mastodon.social

Full time Programmer/Systems Analyst, rest of the time gamer and internet shouter. I advocate democracy, underrated games, and absurdist humor. Gender fluid I guess, who cares

Send me cool unique games no one's heard of.

Check my YouTube for streams & shorts:
https://youtube.com/sirtaptap
https://sirtaptap.com
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SirTapTap, to random
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Earth patch 623463534: fixed AI bug where squirrels run back towards cars when in the middle of the road instead of forward

SirTapTap, to Zelda
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Happy to announce a BONUS STREAM this Saturday at 7PM Central for !

Thanks to Eunie for the playlist, most of our watch parties are community-sourced playlists! Join the stream or Discord to suggest stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipo-mBhc5YQ

Bobbins, to random
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Informal poll: Do you put the egg or the water in first when making a cup of tea?

SirTapTap,
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@Bobbins I usually put the hot water directly up the chickens cloaca like they used to

SirTapTap, to random
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What's a more positive/neutral way to say "unhinged"? Our 90s Websites Stream was very much unhinged but not in any of the bad ways. Just great, wacky shit.

lovegame, to random
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SirTapTap,
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@lovegame Taste the mat, chump!

SirTapTap, to random
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We've trained an AI on over 10 years of Tumblr data. It has the impressive ability to be horny for literally anything. It's currently writing the 100th chapter of it's Hitler x Reader x Nagito Komaeda fic.

Carnivius, to random
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"WHAT the heck with afro Grayskull?!?"

Is that racist? I feel like it's racist.

The Revelation incarnation of King Grayskull has received a lot of racist responses so I wouldn't be surprised if it's racist.

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@Carnivius People are really bad with hair styles, I remember people calling "racist" because Aloy had "dreads" (she does not)

Particularly funny considering the culture reset of the game but even then...not dreads

I do think that sort of stuff is why the new people in Forbidden West seem less obviously inspired by real world cultures (though the ship sailing & half sinking thing strongly evokes American settlers )

SirTapTap, to reddit
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"If you are a certain kind of cynical, Reddit’s S-1 filing sets off alarm bells. There’s the mention of r/WallStreetBets. (Five mentions in total, actually.) There’s the stockpile it’s amassed of Bitcoin and Ethereum. And there’s the program to give certain power users the option of buying stock before it debuts on the public market."

Holy shit this is really going to be a bigger clusterfuck than expected huh

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/24/24081441/reddit-shares-redditor-ipo-user-risk

SirTapTap,
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"sorry we gave 10 powermods 51% of the company and turns out they were all the same person so they own reddit now bye"

SirTapTap, to random
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FF8: Too complicated. A time witch has time powers?! Fuck you. Convoluted nonsense.

FF7: Listen, if you had simply played all 523 supplemental games and watched all 10 movies you'd understand this makes complete sense

SirTapTap,
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Of course Sephiroth could absorb an alien world ending god. He was REALLY ANGRY. Duh.

SirTapTap,
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Personally I think Final Fantasy stopped being something you could reasonably expect to be not-convoluted pretty much exactly when Exdeath was a splinter in that turtle, but that's just me

SirTapTap, to random
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So was the guy who decided to call half the things in British government "shadow cabinets" and "oppositions" like, completely insane or just a little bit insane.

I know they all have perfectly non-conspiracy meanings but like what the hell it's like calling the VP your Murder President or something

SirTapTap,
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On one side of the chamber will be the secretary of Health...

and on the other side...

The secretary...of DEATH

SirTapTap, to random
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Find someone who thinks about you as often as Republicans think about Biden penis

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-jr-takes-aim-joe-biden-lewd-post-1873154

SirTapTap,
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@MylesRyden Firm, at 11

SirTapTap,
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@Joe_Hill OH yeah, dude's literally never told a joke. He insults people and, rarely, laughs after, but that's as close as he's ever come.

His slurring speech is definitely not "sarcasm" lmao as he actually claims...

SirTapTap, to Signal
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Can you not claim a username in #Signal yet on the non-beta channel? Only reason I downloaded it

SirTapTap, to random
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I love ad execs.

"you motherfuckers better remove all the god damn swearing and violence and nudity or I'm not putting my fucking Game of Thrones ads on your shit asshole. This is a FAMILY BUSINESS!!!!"

SirTapTap, to random
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you don't necessarily need to take sides in every single hyper complex centuries old geopolitical spat

It's not sports

...you don't need to take sides in sports either but, one thing at a time

SirTapTap, to random
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I think everyone should play a fair amount of DOS games as-designed just to help instill how extremely not-obvious "common sense" game design, controls, etc were

There are shockingly few DOS games with even slightly reasonable controls. Like, ijkl is one of the better ones. One of my favs is M for right and Z for left.

SirTapTap,
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You'd think Point and Click games would subvert this but many have a comically long list of potential Verbs and do not make any effort to guide you to the right ones.

SirTapTap,
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FWIW amateur Flash game devs semi-repeated these mistakes about 20 years later but they were usually at least WASD, ZXC, or Arrow keys.

More annoying as a Let's Player is that every single Flash game sets it's own resolution and aspect ratio and there was shockingly little consistency.

SirTapTap,
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@elrohir oh man up to jump is the absolute worst. Absolutely standard for DOS stuff too

SirTapTap, to random
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It's been 40 years since NES RPGs. Why are pseudorandom generators still SO bad?

I was listening to a playlist on repeat on YouTube on Friday, it picked the same ~1/4th of the playlist repeatedly, in the same order

I have a "random" memes Scene in OBS, it consistently pulls up the same 30 or so images from a folder of over 1000

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