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worthlessbums

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Luxury entertainment software developer. Washington State. Fallout 4 fanboy. Enjoys garlic a normal amount. Fuck terfs.

Made Steam Marines:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steammarines

Making Steam Marines 2, a space tactics roguelike:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steam-marines-2

Making Hammergrind, a fantasy rpg:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/hammergrind

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boy scouts rebranding like facebook and twitter

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when the dice gods bless you

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having the single surviving marine you manage to pull out of [redacted], a completely fucked situation, transform into a [redacted] because you rolled snake eyes feels real bad man

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i also got buried under a mountain of rubble from an imperial fleet bombardment and had to delve into a cave system to find an alien ship to escape the planet so my character's mild claustrophobia is

I N T E N S I F Y I N G

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you know something bad happened to your officer ranks when you introduce a third lieutenant rank

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caution: do not shoot this barrel with plasma rifle

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it's so weird that vargr see worse in darkness

what the hell kind of werewolf anyway

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i rolled a robotics prodigy who made a friendly ally ai that stomps around in a robot chassis

then she made a video game that made a lot of money when a social media company bought her out

then she joined a crime fighting team with spandex costumes but almost all of them got imprisoned or died

anyway now she's going to college to do something else with her life

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i don't know what genre my campaign is anymore

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i should try and get her an assload of cybernetics

i need to read the cybernetics book

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honestly a whole crew of people that life kicked the shit out of going to college to change their life trajectories is something i am totally on board with

i already got 3 of them just gathering them all at the same college xD

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how do you pronounce e'e

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confused why this 1d6 table has an entry for 7

didn't see any dms...

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oh i see it i'm a dingus i actually got the +1 dm for being in a major clan xD

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"oh i wanted to roll low"

two pages later

"oh i wanted to roll high*

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my male aslan apparently has no concept of money lmao

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HE HAS LEVELS IN BROKER AND NONE IN INDEPENDENCE

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i'm actually not really sure how they expect you to adjudicate certain skills, like assignment from tables

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maybe he doesn't have broker

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i do like the push and pull between aslan social standing and independence

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invest your millions of credits into ships or something to make more money: ❌

blow all your money on cool cybernetics: ✅

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i went from over 4 megacredits to exactly 1,000 credits

like a boss

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"A true warrior will never need to flee."

not that famous last words

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one of my travellers has attended the same college twice and failed out both times, once due to the events table and the second time she straight up didn't roll high enough to graduate

her career trajectory is just plowing into the ground

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random humanity-first character

my vargr and aslan:

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that's... different

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