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worthlessbums

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Luxury entertainment software developer. Washington State. Fallout 4 fanboy. Enjoys garlic a normal amount. Fuck terfs.

Made Steam Marines:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steammarines

Making Steam Marines 2, a space tactics roguelike:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/steam-marines-2

Making Hammergrind, a fantasy rpg:
https://worthlessbums.itch.io/hammergrind

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when the dice gods bless you

worthlessbums,
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is dolphin unarmed just bludgeon

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why do wet navy officers get tactics (military) instead of tactics (naval)

should just be tactics (wet navy)

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ah doesn't matter i got ejected anyway lololol

worthlessbums,
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this mishap makes it sound like i did war crimes

did i do war crimes

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in the same vein of the losers this other new scout failed her edu 8+ roll to enter college

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lmao she crashed and burned in her second term as a smuggler

yeah you belong in the losers club

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3 of the 4 newbies had crash and burn type careers but the last guy just got amnesia

i'm not sure why that would make him go from entertainer to scout but i'll figure it out

hey that rhymes

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you might have your fancy titles and pensions and starships, but i have a dolphin skilled with heavy guns

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i rolled well

the scout service gave us a ship to explore the galactic south

we probably won't die

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i like how some scout ships don't even present hull/structure points

just a very "do not get into space combat" vibe

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i wish they'd be consistent with ship specs

i don't remember the dms for the sensor levels man just fucking list it lol

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it's not even a thing like "buy the other book to get the stats" the stats are in the core rulebook and sometimes they list derived stats and sometimes they don't

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trying to figure out if this 9 tons of cargo space in the long range exploration module is worth converting to fuel capacity or not

worthlessbums,
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this looks /kinda/ close to a far trader type a...

https://0-hr.com/Shop/Grendel/index.htm

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an incel tried to blow up my ship but we cobbled the burnt out engines back together and almost misjumped

almost misjumping counts as not misjumping

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getting paid time off as the scouts service investigates The Incident

time to get swole 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼

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sure sex is great but have you ever squeezed out enough space in a j4 scout ship to convert it to a j5

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"The air in a surveyor often qualifies as a low–level biohazard."

oh

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"Incompetence regarding safety procedures results in the death or serious injury of several crew members."

OH NO LOL

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some of these scout events are brutal (or awesome, but mostly brutal)

like lose half your endurance type shit holy fuck

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the dolphin kept swimming in a newly discovered planet's lake and he grew arms and legs like some saturday morning cartoon character

this also means his current travel suit is now useless 🤔

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keeping track of everyone's movements/locations as i roll for that accident to occur 🙃

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two crewmembers died, another horribly burned, a few other fixable injuries, and the space racists are trying to use the accident as an example of why humanity should be first

but one of the crew members spotted a potentially habitable planet so you know

swings and roundabouts

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only one of my dnd players seemed interested in traveller so i ran him through character creation and i think i hooked him lol

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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i still like aliens more than alien, but i admit that alien feels more traveller-y

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