xkbx

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xkbx,

For those seriously wondering, yes, in the U.S justice system, many celebrities have been on jury duty, as well as several politicians. Unfortunately, fictional characters aren’t typically allowed jury duty, meaning that you’ll never get a Quintesson to give you “Innocent” before throwing you into a vat of Sharkticons.

xkbx,

I don’t recall being okay in the first panel

xkbx,

Using the roman numeral system, I’d say we’re currently at an I-rate

xkbx,

Maybe it’s just the angle. Patricia’s pretty tall, man

xkbx,

did you know that he was a fire for the 9/11 fighters?

xkbx,

Remember when CBC radio apologized for calling Palestine a country?

xkbx,

It was drinking rawr milk, which has 420.69% chance of catching me when I fall for u ~•teehee•~👉👈🥺

xkbx,

Pretty sure this is how Pantheon started

xkbx,

YOUR MAJESTY RUNS A COOKING SERVER!?

xkbx,

BART DO YOU WANNA SEE MY NEW CHOMP-SAW AND CRUMB-MASK

xkbx,

“We’ve noticed a significant decline in morale, increased distrust and a disconnect between leadership and the workforce,” a comment posted on an internal forum ahead of the meeting read. “How does leadership plan to address these concerns and regain the trust, morale and cohesion that have been foundational to our company’s success?”

Google is using artificial intelligence to summarize employee comments and questions for the forum.

bruh

xkbx,

I hate chicken sand. It’s chicken course, chicken irritating, and it gets chicken everywhere.

xkbx,

Can I just put them in my mouth but not eat them if I want to scare children by opening my mouth so that they make that noise so children will think that the noise is coming out of my mouth and then fly out at them for the coup de grace?

Planet is headed for at least 2.5C of heating with disastrous results for humanity, poll of hundreds of scientists finds | Planet is headed for at least 2.5C of heating with disastrous results (www.theguardian.com)

I’ll note that 2.5°C of warming by 2100 is a significant improvement over the trajectory we were on a decade ago, even if still far from where we need to be

xkbx,

For our bosses yachts! For pizza Fridays! For unpaid overtime and less sick days! FOR THE ECONOMY!

charges into warehouse with debilitating knee pain I can’t afford to check out

xkbx,

hey kid, stop all the downloadin’

xkbx,

Don’t mind me, I’m just commenting so I remember to listen later

xkbx,

Paper money, sure. But nickels and dimes? No thanks, I don’t want to walk around with radioactive currency

xkbx,

Reading this in the voice of Jasper, that’s a paddlin’

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