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I work in IT and if I had the option of having an office 404 I would take it and then use societal pressure to dare people to actually make that joke.

And if they did I would take the security cam photo of them walking up to my office and post it on the wall outside of my office on the Wall of shame.

The Wall of shame board currently is empty, but I have thought about putting up a sign from Wikipedia that says you can help by expanding it

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I find the entire thing to be quite humorous myself

Elon Musk gives X employees one year to replace your bank - ‘You won’t need a bank account... it would blow my mind if we don’t have that rolled out by the end of next year.’ (www.theverge.com)

“If it involves money. It’ll be on our platform. Money or securities or whatever. So, it’s not just like send $20 to my friend. I’m talking about, like, you won’t need a bank account.”...

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And despite cobble and clobber implying violence and inelegance, cobblers are either some of the best versions of pies or the people that maintain your fanciest of shoes.

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I need to know how to do this for entirely legal and positive reasons.

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The real question is, do you pay the ferryman to carry you to certain damnation or do you stay with all of the Lost souls in neverending purgatory?

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With the Reddit and Twitter drama my secret suspicion was that our billionaire overlords decided we had too much collective power and that they had to fragment us.

Our response to their fragmenting was to fragment into tiny spaces and then communicate with one another.

And now that fragmentation is not enough so we must fragment more until our billionaire overlords are satisfied that each of our tiny collectives have no ability to communicate with one another or organize to prevent them from doing any evil thing that they want to do.

Congratulations we've all been played. Good game, see you on the next go round.

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Je pense que j'ai merdé

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"Je n'ai jamais été pécheur, je n'ai jamais péché, j'ai un ami en Jésus. Alors tu sais que quand je mourrai, il m'installera avec l'esprit dans le ciel"

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attendez un moment

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He said he's a Christian at some point. That's all it takes.

There was even that time he hired his goon squad, or sorry, ordered his goon squad to attack peaceful protesters so that he could hold a Bible upside down outside.

You know the kind of stuff that our Lord and savior would do in his infinite mercy and wisdom.

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Unfortunately, squeaky wheel gets the grease

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