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Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)

alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

Parody of a youtube popup:

Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube's Terms of Service

- It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don't you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?!

- We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money to be the only game in town.

- Now that there are no other options, we can start to make that money back however we like. So turn your webcam on so that our advertisers know you're paying attention.

(Two buttons, first one made to stand out)

Let us program your brain

Foot the bill directly
sedawk,
@sedawk@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sounds like a stable diffusion prompt. Dr Evil Googler laughing and telling YouTube user to drink another verification can of mountain dew.

Donald Trump fined $10,000 for second gag order violation in civil fraud case (www.reuters.com)

Justice Arthur Engoron on Oct. 3 barred Trump from disparaging court staff after Trump shared on social media a photo of the judge’s top clerk posing with U.S. Senate Majority leader Chuck Schumer, a Democrat, and falsely called her Schumer’s “girlfriend.”...

three,

i think the moon is made of cheese

I HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT THAT’S A FACT OR NOT SO DON’T BOTHER REPLYING WITH ANYTHING THAT MAY CHALLENGE MY WORLD VIEW

ChicoSuave,

What innovations have Bethesda been recognized for? What innovations should we acknowledge Bethesda for?

psvrh,
@psvrh@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes. That’s the plan.

He says he was wrong, the centrist media says “Well, that’s all fine and good then, he’s certainly prime minister material and no mistake!”.

Meanwhile, the fascist dogwhistle was already blown.

Uncle_Iroh,

There is exactly nothing I can say about Hamas or Isreal that doesn’t make me seem like a huge piece of shit. What a shitty situation between 2 shitty groups and it’s unfortunate others are being pulled into it.

topinambour_rex,
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

So yeah, it was just people saying BS at the release, the game was perfect, like the CEO said few weeks ago in an itv.

Deceptichum,
Deceptichum avatar

Murdered?

Seriously, someone needs to start tracking these fuckers down after hours and kill them in their homes.

walrusintraining,

You don’t have to understand how an atomic bomb works to know it’s dangerous

ArbiterXero,

Translation: “we didn’t bother making this work with arc because the third party tool we used to port it from console to PC didn’t support it and we don’t give a fuck.

Max wants to push alerts on viewers when there is breaking news on CNN. (variety.com)

CNN Max is likely to evolve over time. Among the features the company will try out are ways of alerting Max viewers to breaking news while they are watching something else on the service, whether it be an HBO series, a Turner Classic Movies selection or an old episode of Food Network’s “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives.”...

riodoro1,

The biggest media corporations are allowed to advertise literal crime. Meanwhile saying the word cigarette on tv will get you jail time.

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