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FfaerieOxide

@FfaerieOxide@kbin.social

I've been called "a giant faggot" but I'm medium at most. ♥️

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What’s to stop someone from leaving?

Polonium.

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How can you walk in boots whose heel is knee-high?

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our biggest concern was when W would say something and we collectively said, “dafuq did he just say?!”

Didn't he torture people and found an agency that fingers your asshole when you fly?

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I naively thought Obama would address that

Bro I was piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiised when he said

I thank President Bush for his service to our Nation

instead of charging him for warcrimes.

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Pretty sure "does this person sexually harass his staff and/or patients?" is a relevant standard when evaluating job performance.

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Do y'know what mass won't be involved in any hypothetical exodus?

The molecules that make up 364 million of his former dollars.

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Fuck are they expecting people to cook up in that kitchen, promethazine?

I don't hate the colors but fuck them for being "flippers".

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convenient strips of toilet paper

I don't let things which have shown support for chattel enslavement anywhere near my asshole.

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Better than in the White House.

For legal reasons I'm not free to disclose whether my asshole has been anywhere near the whitehouse, nor if it was what it was doing there.

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Bullets aren't hard at all to make and if they retailed for $5000 each you could make so much bank smuggling them in your ass.

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The fact that everyone here is all talking about needing guns to shoot people (self defense) and seeing that as a rationale statement is absolutely wild.

How else are you suppose to shoot them? 🤨

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I'm curious what counts as a decent instance for you?

Open signups, non-US servers, GDPR-compliant, file uploads, local magazines among other attributes.

Also if you visit an instance and it appears that whoever runs it never even conceived you might not be viewing it from a phone, that's a turn off.

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If you want to watch new faces, seek out indy film.

People is always making new of them things.

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I know I can trust the linked website because they spell mens (men's?) with a 'z'.

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