RL_Dane, 
The genetic mutations I hoped to get when I was a kid:
- The ability to fly
- Telekinesis
- Telepathy
The genetic mutations nature actually gave me:
- Stinky sweat (Asians, y'all are missing out!)
- The ability to smell asparagus (makes bathroom time interesting!)
- An extra muscle/tendon in my wrist that only a surgeon would notice (because a surgeon once pointed it out to me)
- The ability to digest lactose (poorly!!)
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