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chris

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Infrastructure geek. Award-winning journalist. Full-stack developer. Pro-democracy.

Eats, shoots and leaves.

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chris, to random
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Just wrapped up several hours of news tagging and digesting and final edits on my California General Plan explainer,

Time now to watch my man Martijn Doolaard's latest dispatch from the Italian Alps on YouTube.

chris, to random
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Just wrapped up several hours of news tagging and digesting and final edits on my California General Plan explainer,

Time now to watch my man Martijn Doolard's latest dispatch from the Italian Alps on YouTube.

chris, to random
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Welp: WHO reported the first human death from bird flu in Mexico, from a previously unconfirmed strain of H5N2.

https://sjvsun.com/u-s/who-reports-first-bird-flue-death-in-mexico/

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Tesla chair says Elon Musk needs $46 billion pay plan to stay motivated

Musk could devote less time to Tesla if pay isn't re-approved, shareholders hear.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/06/tesla-chair-says-elon-musk-needs-46-billion-pay-plan-to-stay-motivated/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

chris,
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@arstechnica
I only need $45 billion.
Just sayin'.

ai6yr, (edited ) to cycling
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Checked off "bought cheapest beer possible before 130pm and bicycled it home" on the bike tooter achivement list. (Edit: just for clarity, these are for my slugs, I do have a driver's license and no DUI arrest, I do own a car, and I don't drink beer.)

chris,
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@ai6yr
Rolling Rock is the thinking man's Lucky Lager.

ai6yr, to ai
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Verge: Asana’s new ‘AI teammate’ can tell people what to do at work https://www.theverge.com/2024/6/5/24170480/asana-ai-teammate-workflow-assistant-chatbot #AI #jobs #AIpocalpyse

chris,
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@ai6yr
Ha! Yes, when I saw that go by I thought 'that sounds familiar':

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manna_(novel)

chris, to random
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Gah. Woke up around 4:30AM to do more research and finish the first draft of an explainer about county and municipal General Plans.

The first draft is complete, and it was very dry work, but way too early for a martini and way too many cups of coffee to go back to sleep.

Modern problems, amiright?

chris, to random
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Writing a blog post about our recent visit to

This is a picture of the large neon art installation on a wall at one of the entrances to the Grand Central Market. I saw my first Basquiats at the Broad Museum up on Bunker Hill a couple hundred yards away.

GottaLaff, to random
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🏆

Via Kyle Griffin:

The cover of next week's New Yorker.

chris,
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@GottaLaff
And a hat tip to Spy magazine which originally pegged him as a "short-fingered vulgarian" 30 years ago.

chris, to random
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Right now, the Internet is holding its breath.

chris, to random
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But seriously, it's dusk at our family cabin outside Yosemite and the bats are out and the view from our kitchen window with lights out is crazy.

ai6yr, to wildlife
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Apparently an un-collared male mountain lion wandering around Agoura Hills. #mountainlion #kitty #AgouraHills #wildlife

chris,
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@ai6yr

Sorry. That was me, took a little too much peyote before the bookclub meeting in Westwood.

Look, it 's a shortcut down to Santa Monica. People always freak out when I do the 405 to 10 jog.

In a loping feline gait.

chris, to random
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Writing a blog post and processing pictures from a recent visit to
The fact there were no Starbucks or chain food outlets, but food markets like the Spring Arcade and Grand Central Market was an unexpected urban infrastructure kinda revelation to me.

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I was wanting to make a diy a/c
lol but i can't find a styrofoam ice chest!

https://www.moneytalksnews.com/slideshows/how-to-build-your-own-air-conditioner/

chris,
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@ai6yr @MsMerope @chefraven

Tin snips. Good for human flesh and roofing metal.

chris, to news
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The Carol Burnett show predicted AI's effect on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9RPoN7o8ew

chris, to california
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The weather report from up here at the family cabin outside Yosemite is scattered lupines with a chance of bluebirds later today.

Any foothills botanists know why lupines grow in old burn piles?

Right now the hillsides around the cabin are festooned with purple circles with lupines growing thick in charcoal going back to 2004.

ai6yr, to ai
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chris,
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@ai6yr

Did not have 'Billionaire incels take over and human race ends because incel.' on my bingo card.

ai6yr, to random
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Hmm...

chris,
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@ai6yr

Say what you will about , they are so much better than or, god forbid, .

chris, to california
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chris, to california
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Like the 33 million acres of forest in California, the nearly 15 million units of housing in the state are tended and managed with future generations in mind.

https://californialocal.com/localnews/statewide/ca/article/show/152251-how-california-manages-housing-as-a-public-resource/

GottaLaff, to Canada
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Ugh, totally wasted open house. Lookee-loo City. I'm so glad this was our last one before we leave. The rest will be after, and the house will be vacant.

Sigh.

So, with that, I'll perk myself up (and hopefully you) with another dopey #CountdownToCanada gif.

I can't believe it'll be a week from tomorrow!

Have a good evening, everyone!
#Canada 🇨🇦

video/mp4

chris,
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@GottaLaff

So, I'm looking at this and thinking: it's a snake with lipstick and a party hat eating its tail.

Then, I'm thinking: no it's an infinite large intestine.

Then: I suddenly and perfectly understood Trump.

Thank you for leading me to enlightenment, sensei. 🙏

chris, to california
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Whole lotta quakes near Brawley in Imperial County this morning.

#California #Earthquakes #Earthquake

ai6yr, (edited ) to gardening
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25 feet tall! Agave appears to be preparing to bloom. I wonder if I could turn this into a radio antenna. #agave #gardening #monster

chris,
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@ai6yr @RiaResists @_L1vY_

Turns out you can get a lot of tequila out of a 25 foot tall asparagus. Who knew?

ai6yr, to ArtificialIntelligence
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Dang, I missed my opportunity to get a fully automated robot farm.

chris,
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@ai6yr

I was able to pick up a vermin-control unit for cheap!

ai6yr, to ai
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IEEE Spectrum: telling it like it is.

chris,
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@ai6yr

It's turtles all the way down.

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