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pootriarch

@pootriarch@eldritch.cafe

24601: can't speak french™, so i let the funky music do the talking. j'aime : la musique pop, les transports en commun. not so much : réchauffement, haters.

avis femelles, mais sur l'internet le genre a peu importe. ne décroche que pour emma et paloma.

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pootriarch, to random
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last year i went up and down the bay to breakers route taking pictures. this year i'm not 100%, it's all i could do to drag myself to the wine shop

pootriarch, to random
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the moneybag 💰​ emoji, but in £ or €

pootriarch, to random
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à propos de rien : guess my age
no, wait, don't

cassidy, (edited ) to random
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I got an air quality sensor and air purifier, and have learned:

• opening the windows is the most effective way to decrease particulate matter

• our humidifier pumps out hazardous levels of particles when using tap water (oops)

• waking up w/an irritated throat and sinuses goes away with clean air!

• high particulate matter is correlated with nosebleeds in kids—and our kid gets chronic nosebleeds

I am happy to have learned all of this but also feel like an idiot for learning it so late. 😭

pootriarch,
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@cassidy may i ask what air quality meter you have ? i've looked for them for an age but everything seems either junk or 💰​💰​

pootriarch, to random
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elvis's 'it's now or never' came on as +1 and i had tea at lovejoy's, and i mentioned that i thought it was based on opera. i cannot sing (panicked bystanders would call paramedics) but talk-sang 'o sole mio' over the beginning, 'enry 'iggins style, and then she heard it. i just hope i'm not wrong

airadam, to random
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As well as my previously-proposed CyberFraud and LiarTruck, we might as well start calling Tesla's new disaster the CitrusTruck because the scent of lemons is overpowering 🍋

pootriarch,
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@airadam thing is, one can make lemonade from lemons. add water to a ciphertruck and you just get rust

pootriarch, to random
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the folks who run the pizza joint nearby are brazilian. they're often playing an #mpb stream, sometimes i hear marisa monte songs that i own. tonight i heard a song from an album that i had forgotten i own. i have so much music that's not ripped into files

https://songwhip.com/marisa-monte/universo-ao-meu-redor2006

pootriarch, to random
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yesterday @sustainrelease mentioned césaria évora's 'club sodade' album. i hadn't listened in a while so i gave it a spin, and immediately remembered i'd seen her live soon after sodade came out. it's a long time ago and i don't remember details, but the image of a barefoot singer spinning around on a carpet, lit cigarette in hand, is one that stays with you

pootriarch, to random
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random find of the evening, when i needed to demonstrate the existence of death metal to +1:

…death metal has diversified, spawning several subgenres. Melodic death metal combines death metal elements with those of the new wave of British heavy metal. Technical death metal is a complex style, with uncommon time signatures, atypical rhythms, and unusual harmonies and melodies. Death-doom combines the deep growled vocals and double-kick drumming of death metal with the slow tempos and melancholic atmosphere of doom metal. Deathgrind, goregrind, and pornogrind mix the complexity of death metal with the intensity, speed, and brevity of grindcore. Deathcore combines death metal with metalcore traits. Death 'n' roll combines death metal's growled vocals and highly distorted, detuned guitar riffs with elements of 1970s hard rock and heavy metal.

she responded by reciting fake tom ridge's terror alert levels (bone, eggshell, natural, off-white, écru)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_metal

scott, to random
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Your Honor, I rest my case. My guitar case. I'm resting it here against the witness stand while I testify. I hope it won't fall over. You see, Your Honor, later on there's gonna be a musical component to my testimony

pootriarch,
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@scott [taps sign] "no stairway to heaven"

sustainrelease, to DaftPunk
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I've just added "Club Sodade: Cesaria Evora By..." (2003, 2x vinyl) by and on to the @metabrainz database.

🎧 https://musicbrainz.org/release/17966403-c55f-440f-a62f-1970b00742c5

pootriarch,
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@sustainrelease oh cool! i have this on cd, haven't spun it in a bit, which i shall rectify shortly @metabrainz

Pandora, to random French
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Je me suis brûlé la main gauche en empoignant une poignée de poele qui n'aurait pas dû être brûlante. Ça fait 15' que ma main est dans un bac d'eau fraîche et ça ne se calme pas , merde

pootriarch,
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@Pandora 😬 ​:blobhaj_trans_heart:​

pootriarch, to random
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you're , i'm slippin' under

purplepadma, to random
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Super tired now, but MUST. NOT. NAP, because I am getting a bit nocturnal of late. Suggestions for staying awake, please?

pootriarch,
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@purplepadma

Suggestions for staying awake, please?

read the daily mail

🏃​ run away, run away 🏃​ 🏃‍♀️​ 🐇​

pootriarch, to random
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does anyone know what the #GoogleOther bot is for? it behaves just like googlebot, from the same ips, and i only noticed it because both UAs came closely in time from the same ip. google mumble vague things like 'to take load off googlebot' and 'for internal r&d' and when google are vague, i am nervous

mxtthxw, to random
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I saw something once.

Morning!

pootriarch,
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@mxtthxw i saw nothing, you can't prove a thing

pootriarch,
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@mxtthxw but they know what you don't know, know what i mean, know what i mean?

pootriarch, to random
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often when i see the year 1984 mentioned in a non-orwellian context, i become annoyed anew with ww84, whose trailer promised me a fight scene choreographed to 'blue monday' that the movie did not deliver

pootriarch, to random
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i just passed by an article on scandals at the miss usa pageant, and swear on a stack of books, i didn't know beauty pageants still existed

pootriarch, to random
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john coltrane • a love supreme • original issue stereo, impulse a-77. i have many cherished records but this one gives me street cred

inner gatefold for john coltrane's 'a love supreme', impulse a-77

mxtthxw, to random
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I’ve installed Simple X. It’s the best for privacy as there’s no one else I can message using the platform.

That said, I have Threema for when I REALLY don’t need to communicate with people.

pootriarch,
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@mxtthxw is simple x the one where you have to trade giant qr codes?

mxtthxw, to random
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Honk honk honk

pootriarch,
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@mxtthxw :goose_honk: :goose_honk:

pootriarch, to random
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back in the day a visit from the facebookexternalhit bot meant someone had shared your link. but now it just looks like any old crawler, trying to pick up pages that are aggregations rather than individual posts

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I think I know enough tech folks on here to get some kind of answer to this: I am on the board of a non-profit theater co. and we want to possibly change our website hosting from its current platform to something like Wordpress. People have done preliminary research on WP and Kualo, but is there anything else they should be considering? It needs to be easy enough to use that we don't need an IT expert to change dates/post pictures, etc. Easy to use, good security, not too $$$.

pootriarch,
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@westerling @mxtthxw i regularly slag off wordpress and its leadership, but honestly, it's a good fit for a non-techie shop, if you like what you see in your research. one can't overestimate the value of being on something that everyone uses — because whatever snag you hit, the answer is out there

pootriarch, to infosec
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i have been reworking some security bits and a friend got swept up in my sand traps. he's on iOS, isn't a techie, doesn't think he's using a VPN or using special security/privacy settings — but his traffic is coming from CDN addresses (akamai, cloudflare). something's going on that i didn't know about. can anyone point me to learning links?
#infosec

pootriarch,
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@Victorsigmoid that's really interesting, being outside iOS i hadn't any idea. and yet more traffic going through cloudflare @pcarrier

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