In a high-stakes test, Boeing will launch NASA astronauts to space for the first time

After years of delays and setbacks, Boeing plans to launch two veteran astronauts to the International Space Station on Monday night aboard its Starliner spacecraft.

After years of delays, Boeing is finally set to launch two NASA astronauts to the International Space Station on its Starliner spacecraft.

The capsule is scheduled to lift off Monday at 10:34 p.m. ET, atop an Atlas V rocket at Florida’s Cape Canaveral Space Force Station. Astronauts Barry “Butch” Wilmore and Sunita Williams will pilot the Starliner on its inaugural crewed flight — a crucial final test before NASA can authorize Boeing to conduct routine flights to and from the space station for the agency.

The stakes are high. This will be Boeing’s first launch with humans aboard its spaceship, and it comes after years of delays, technical setbacks and significant budget overruns. If successful, the flight will enable Boeing to challenge the dominance held by Elon Musk’s SpaceX, which has been ferrying NASA astronauts to and from the orbiting outpost since 2020.

ikidd,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar
ef9357,

And Boeing is known for quality. Wishing the best to everyone on that mission.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

a new Challenger has arrived!

Tugboater203,
@Tugboater203@lemmy.world avatar

I see what you did there, well done.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Got any spare bolts?

Toneswirly,

Astronauts: …do I have to?

TIMMAY,

looks like a third grader’s diy R2D2

londos,
SlothMama,

I assumed this was an Onion article by the title. It’s not.

ScrotusMaximus,

Whatever the reverse of eating the onion is I did as well.

monkeyslikebananas2,

Vomiting?

AtariDump,

Shitting?

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Loving that the nosecone looks like R2D2.

muse,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Unfortunately all communications between mission control and the pod must be made in beeps and whistles

mjhelto,

Hopefully, if the door blows off, everyone is wearing their seatbelt. Those astronaut must know they’re doomed, no?

AI_toothbrush,

We know it will fail but the question is how. Will the door fall off? Will the oxygen supply explode? Will all the astronauts misteriously commit suicide after it turns out they are whistleblowers? Who knows?

Num10ck,

china will detonate flares in front of it

Track_Shovel,

meta

AA5B,

Fall out a window from 200 miles up?

Rubisco,

The front will fall off.

PmMeFrogMemes,

wasn’t this built so the front wouldn’t fall off?

bradorsomething,

At least it will be out of the environment.

misterundercoat,

In an odd coincidence, the first crew of the Boeing space probe will consist of 10 whistleblowers.

Steve,

Whistles cant blow in a vacuum.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

But space capsules can. Just takes one loose bolt.

fuckingkangaroos,

I came here for these jokes.

ScrotusMaximus,

Don’t worry Lord Titus we have plenty of whistleblowers.

muse,
@muse@fedia.io avatar

Oh no

YurkshireLad,

Here’s an interesting article from ArsTechnica on this - arstechnica.com/…/the-surprise-is-not-that-boeing…

khannie,
@khannie@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a very good read. Cheers.

frankgrimeszz,

RIP

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Did they sort out the QC problems?

DxK,
@DxK@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

No but they did sort out the whistleblower problem - twice!

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t catch me alive on that thing.

Dead…. Well, it might be cool to have ashes scattered in space or something, and I’d be past caring at that point anyhow.

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