lowqualityfacts,
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I wish I could unlearn this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

tlariv,
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Meowthias,
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@lowqualityfacts I've never done this before, but I'm open to trying new things.

quinn,
Edjo,
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@lowqualityfacts and when farting too

la_sombra,

@lowqualityfacts Geez. Tell them they're not supposed to eat the horns.

aaronesilvers,
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@lowqualityfacts IBS is a serious issue; let’s not shame their pain

jack_of_sandwich,
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@lowqualityfacts they're just REALLY REALLY constipated

Dingsextrem,
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@lowqualityfacts in german we say "bellende Hunde scheißen nicht".

housepanther,

@lowqualityfacts Then I must really be roaring. Rawr! 😆😆

skydog,
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skydog,
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glennsills,
@glennsills@dotnet.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Shit yeah!

sleet01,
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@lowqualityfacts If Fleetwood Mac had only kept this original chorus to "Dreams", I think they would have reached a whole different level of stardom!

JPK_elmediat, (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts

  • Inspired that less known song, "I am Defecator - here Me Roar". The final line in the lyric is "I'll be back."

  • Northern Lights are created when ions roar while defecating.

fuzzyherbivore,
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@lowqualityfacts Hmmm... do the folks at Metro Goldwyn Mayer know this?

gdinwiddie,
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@lowqualityfacts
It's due to constipation.

SteveClough,
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MishaVanMollusq, (edited )
@MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts my pug “roars” after defecating

GoatRoper,
@GoatRoper@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Too much 🔥hot peppers 🌶 in their diet.

Dimcooper,

@lowqualityfacts me too
so i'm probably lion

elisshadoe,
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@lowqualityfacts They’re just saying “I’m King of the jungle, Bitches…Hear me roar!”

helge,

@lowqualityfacts Both the volume of the roar and the volume of excrement are important to assert dominance over their territory.

kingbeauregard,

@lowqualityfacts

I wonder if lions are anything like me. First thing in the morning I'll be all grumbling, "Jesus, feels like I'm passing the Chrysler Building". I could understand if that's what roaring was about.

maggiemaybe,

@lowqualityfacts awww is it IBD? I have a cat with IBD and sometimes it makes him scream in pain. 😢 (I buy $80 prescription cat food for him but he still has flares sometimes.)

mattkarger,

@lowqualityfacts MGM logo hits harder now.

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