The baseball team in the Bronx

veedems,
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Perfect meal before the next game. Proud of how this turned out.

andrew,
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"Fun" fact: last year the had almost $100m in salary contribute to negative WAR. They paid $100m to literally lose games against league average (WAR in yellow).

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J_CHDR,
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@andrew @baseball And somehow the thing that sticks out to me is giving Franchy Cordero a million. Everyone else had some sort of track record beforehand.

DuBusGuy19,

Today’s is a 1965 Mel Stottlemyre. For most of his 11 year career, Mel was the ace of the staff in an era when the sucked. He posted a career ERA of 2.97, struck out over 1200 batters, and outdueled great Bob Gibson in Game 2 of the 1964 the only in which he appeared. He served as pitching coach for both teams.

scribandotcom,
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Well, one thing I think we can all agree on was that the were, indeed, a team that played baseball in 2023. And thank god it’s over.

scribandotcom,
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@Jonathanglick He's especially right about the ones that go in the win column.

scribandotcom,
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I have to credit the for finding even dumber ways of losing games this deep into a season.

scribandotcom,
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@Jonathanglick @whitneymcn My list of grievances covers literally every team in the National League (and the Red Sox, for not beating the Mets in ‘86).

whitneymcn,
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@Jonathanglick @scribandotcom I may have been sitting next to George at the final Expos game.

I don't happen to recall the final score off the top of my head, though...

serpicojam,
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Watching this on tv but not a lot of faithful at to see them face the on this Monday night. Young Olson is fighting both the pitch clock and his control in the 1st.

serpicojam,
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A Torkelson error didn’t help matters.

serpicojam,
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But we’re out of a jam with no runs scored.

andrew,
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Watching the v. game and remembering my grandfather telling me the dirt track from home plate to the pitcher was to encourage the batter charging the mound.

I think he was messing with me.

cuibonobaby,

@andrew Ty Cobb did play for the Tigers.

scribandotcom,
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scribandotcom,
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They really do find a new way to hurt me every week.

scribandotcom,
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@Jonathanglick I’m not a smart man.

andrew,
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The injury is no joke, concussion in May and he's still waking up feeling hung over? Had he been telling the team that and they sent him out to play anyway? Yikes.

PynkEmber,

@andrew @emarktaylor With Boone's dumb ass, probably so. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

andrew,
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@PynkEmber @emarktaylor

Terrifying.

josephwelch,
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If you could tell the story of a lost season in one picture. The state of the Yankees franchise right now.

USA Today - Jake Bauers cut his lip after his slammed helmet smacked him in the face

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2023/08/yankees-rays-jake-bauers-helmet-cut-video?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=other

andrew,
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As is the norm these last few years, the will make effectively 0 moves at the deadline. I expect some kind of perfunctory nonsense, but nothing to actually bring meaningful change.

We'll hang our hats on the return of Cortes and some vague notion of a bunch of "slumps" snapping. Cool, cool, cool.

andrew,
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@SarahOestreich yep I agree. Throw this season in the trash.

SarahOestreich,
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Me to the front office

andrew,
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How long until someone from brass says something along the lines of the ultimate deadline move they can make is getting their lineup healthy and hitting?

Here's a fun bit, has been above replacement-level exactly 1 year out of the last 5.

In WAR, is behind only and on the season. That sounds cool, but ... he's slashing .210/.286/.374. Those numbers shouldn't be third in anything on a competitive team.

PynkEmber,

@andrew @emarktaylor This is one of about a million reasons why I am no longer a fan.

scribandotcom,
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Why did I tune into the game? What exactly did I think was going to go differently tonight?

What an idiot.

pjaymac,

The have 2 hits and no runs through 5 innings against a rookie who had a 6.94 ERA coming in. If Yankees not named Judge do not hit, teams are not going to pitch to the one who is named Judge.

pjaymac,

@andrew You get the feeling they could go out and get Grichuk, Soto, and Bellinger and STILL find a way not to hit.

andrew,
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@pjaymac I’m convinced if they get Bellinger he will crater again. Whatever they’re doing with everyone but Judge, they need to stop. Someone is going to swing and have their head fall off.

andrew,
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I like Andy a lot, but what is the thought as to what he can do to turn around the pitching rotation? He's going to show up in the bullpen and whisper something to Rodon that turns him around? He's going to teach them some secret pitch that he was actually using the entire time?

He had seasons of brilliance, but his 162 game avg. WAR is lower than Cole and just a tick above Cortes and Severino. What am I missing?

pjaymac,

@andrew Could be because he gets hurt just by breathing! Yanks have too many guys who are injury prone, including him, Bader, and (it must be said, despite a healthy 2021 and 2022) Judge. If they re-sign Bader this winter, they will have shown they learned nothing from the Aaron Hicks Experience.

pjaymac,

@andrew Rortvedt is another one. I’m no trainer, but these guys are clearly too jacked for their frames to tolerate it, so they get injured easily.

scribandotcom,
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LOL the are going to make me regret having hope again, aren’t they?

scribandotcom,
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Thank goodness for that bottom of the 8th, b/c Marinaccio remains broken.

scribandotcom,
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I swear to god the are actually trying to ruin my life.

andrew,
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I'm going to say something to fans and then I'm going to quickly get out of the room.

It's true. You don't want to hear it, but it's true.

The Yankees acquisition of Giancarlo Stanton hasn't worked out. He's worth about 8.9 WAR since coming over and only 2018 and 2021 were starter-level seasons or better.

Over the same span and even on a per-season basis, Josh Donaldson has been considerably better.

But he should never have been acquired, either.

andrew,
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is on pace to outstrip Stanton’s 2018-2023 contributions in just this season alone. Wander and are on pace to about match him.

andrew,
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The first spring training game for the is one month from today. This is good.

@baseball

zebibyte,
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& were in action last night, couldn’t see neither of them due to minor family problems. But it’s great to see them in winning ways. @hnom

andrew,
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Maybe we can crowd fund signing Yamamoto to the Yankees. Like a Kickstarter? Can we just send him cash?

@baseball

cwgrody,
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Jusn Soto just hit one over the New York City skyline. @baseball @baseball

zebibyte,
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Check out y’all … that first guy there went ballistic & lost his mind celebrating. I usually celebrate like that with My Teams when scoring & winning. Think of me that way when we score.
:blobcheer: :mariobrosdance: :kirby_happy:

@nfl @hockey @hnom @baseball

https://youtu.be/gxPpD_NmnU8?si=BSzdjJizjMgAqn4v

zebibyte,
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I was born …

7 miles north of Madison Square Garden…
2 miles south of the old Yankee Stadium …
14 miles west of the old Giants Stadium …

🗽🏒🏈⚾️

Florida 1 - 0 (1P)(Gm1) 🗽🏒

@hnom @hockey @baseball @nfl

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