The baseball team in the Bronx

veedems,
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Perfect meal before the next #Yankees game. Proud of how this turned out.

andrew,
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"Fun" fact: last year the #Yankees had almost $100m in salary contribute to negative WAR. They paid $100m to literally lose games against league average (WAR in yellow).

#baseball #mlb @baseball

J_CHDR,
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@andrew @baseball And somehow the thing that sticks out to me is giving Franchy Cordero a million. Everyone else had some sort of track record beforehand.

DuBusGuy19,

Today’s is a 1965 Mel Stottlemyre. For most of his 11 year career, Mel was the ace of the staff in an era when the sucked. He posted a career ERA of 2.97, struck out over 1200 batters, and outdueled great Bob Gibson in Game 2 of the 1964 the only in which he appeared. He served as pitching coach for both teams.

scribandotcom,
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Well, one thing I think we can all agree on was that the were, indeed, a team that played baseball in 2023. And thank god it’s over.

scribandotcom,
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@Jonathanglick He's especially right about the ones that go in the win column.

scribandotcom,
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I have to credit the for finding even dumber ways of losing games this deep into a season.

scribandotcom,
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@Jonathanglick @whitneymcn My list of grievances covers literally every team in the National League (and the Red Sox, for not beating the Mets in ‘86).

whitneymcn,
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@Jonathanglick @scribandotcom I may have been sitting next to George at the final Expos game.

I don't happen to recall the final score off the top of my head, though...

serpicojam,
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Watching this on tv but not a lot of faithful at to see them face the on this Monday night. Young Olson is fighting both the pitch clock and his control in the 1st.

serpicojam,
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A Torkelson error didn’t help matters.

serpicojam,
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But we’re out of a jam with no runs scored.

andrew,
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Watching the v. game and remembering my grandfather telling me the dirt track from home plate to the pitcher was to encourage the batter charging the mound.

I think he was messing with me.

cuibonobaby,

@andrew Ty Cobb did play for the Tigers.

scribandotcom,
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scribandotcom,
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They really do find a new way to hurt me every week.

scribandotcom,
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@Jonathanglick I’m not a smart man.

andrew,
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The injury is no joke, concussion in May and he's still waking up feeling hung over? Had he been telling the team that and they sent him out to play anyway? Yikes.

PynkEmber,

@andrew @emarktaylor With Boone's dumb ass, probably so. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

andrew,
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@PynkEmber @emarktaylor

Terrifying.

josephwelch,
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If you could tell the story of a lost season in one picture. The state of the Yankees franchise right now.

USA Today - Jake Bauers cut his lip after his slammed helmet smacked him in the face

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2023/08/yankees-rays-jake-bauers-helmet-cut-video?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=other

andrew,
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As is the norm these last few years, the will make effectively 0 moves at the deadline. I expect some kind of perfunctory nonsense, but nothing to actually bring meaningful change.

We'll hang our hats on the return of Cortes and some vague notion of a bunch of "slumps" snapping. Cool, cool, cool.

andrew,
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@SarahOestreich yep I agree. Throw this season in the trash.

SarahOestreich,
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Me to the front office

andrew,
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How long until someone from brass says something along the lines of the ultimate deadline move they can make is getting their lineup healthy and hitting?

Here's a fun bit, has been above replacement-level exactly 1 year out of the last 5.

In WAR, is behind only and on the season. That sounds cool, but ... he's slashing .210/.286/.374. Those numbers shouldn't be third in anything on a competitive team.

PynkEmber,

@andrew @emarktaylor This is one of about a million reasons why I am no longer a fan.

scribandotcom,
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Why did I tune into the game? What exactly did I think was going to go differently tonight?

What an idiot.

pjaymac,

The have 2 hits and no runs through 5 innings against a rookie who had a 6.94 ERA coming in. If Yankees not named Judge do not hit, teams are not going to pitch to the one who is named Judge.

pjaymac,

@andrew You get the feeling they could go out and get Grichuk, Soto, and Bellinger and STILL find a way not to hit.

andrew,
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@pjaymac I’m convinced if they get Bellinger he will crater again. Whatever they’re doing with everyone but Judge, they need to stop. Someone is going to swing and have their head fall off.

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