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AlarminglyBad,
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Imperor,
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If "Our Flag Means Death" isn't the most #wholesome and all around well cast and written #series on #pirates out there, I'll be damned.

It's not super historically accurate - but it isn't super far off either, given the large gaps we have on certain details, especially on Blackbeards life.

Fully recommend you go check it out. Season 2 is currently ongoing.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11000902/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0_tt_1_nm_0_q_our%2520flag%2520mea

#tv #show #history

amici,
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pitrouillesque,
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thing I saw today: a couple laughing so much that the woman had to park for a while because she was laughing too much to drive

AlarminglyBad,
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Shark Fight

BAH GAWD THAT SHARK HAS A FAMILY

#wholesome #webcomics #comics #sharks #alarminglybad #MastoArt #funny

aelo0y,
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amici,
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Loukas,
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This is Ashurbanipal. He invented the open-source technology for running an empire!

He didn't add any DRM to the code, or copyright the state as a form of social organisation. This allowed other empires after the neo-Assyrians to also conquer vast territories.

Why can't all modern rulers be like Ashurbanipal!

amici,
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GamingWolf,
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Don't die. You're not a monster. You belong in this world.

JessTeef,

Laying in bed thinking about wholesome inanimate plush tf. You slowly turning into a plush as your partner does their best to help you as you slowly shrink and lose mobility over the course of a month. Hands rounding out into mittens as feet shorten into round cylinders unable to support your body after you start filling with polyfill. Soon all that's left of you is your voice and a voice box filled with pre-recorded lines of a stereotypical plush doll.

womp,
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Yearly reminder that the following words have no meaning at the grocery store (and largely everywhere else) and are only used to influence your emotions.

#wholesome
"specially selected"
#homestyle
#superfood
#detoxify
#handcrafted
"small batches"
"natural flavor"
#premium

I guarantee the marketing budget is exponentially higher than the R&D/science budget for any packaged product.

Stay thinking critically, my friends.

LuciferMorningstar,

Reading this put me in my feels and I'm making it your problem #wholesome #feels #blessing

Bwee,

Awww look at the little friends who have visited me today!!

They're happy with a mouthful of peanuts. What is something simple that makes you happy too? :3

#YouCantSpellHappinessWithoutPenis #Wholesome #Cute #Nature #Chipmunk #Squirrel #Animals

A chipmunk next to a small pile of peanuts.
A black squirrel happily munching on a peanut.
Another view of the cute black squirrel.

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