‘School Never Taught Us About Taxes,' Says Woman Who Wouldn’t Remember It Even If They Had (reductress.com)
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‘Remote Work Is Hurting Company Culture,' Says CEO After 3rd Round of Layoffs (reductress.com)
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Bully Suspended for Verbally Harassing Peers Argues He Was Just Pushing Boundaries With His Comedy (reductress.com)
‘I Don't Believe Deepfakes Should Be Regulated,' Says Man Who Is the Reason Deepfakes Should Be Regulated (reductress.com)
Columbia University Qualifies That Students Only Allowed to Stage Protest if It’s Quiet and Ineffective (reductress.com)
'Still Think I’m Too Old?' Says Biden Spotted Shopping at Forever 21 (reductress.com)
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I LIVED IT: I Couldn't Tell if My Laundry Was Wet or Just Cold (reductress.com)
Just like taxes, laundry is a core but exasperating task we all must face so long as we are alive. Everything becomes meaningless social constructs when you do your laundry – time, reality, even states of being. I learned this the last time I did my laundry, and after putting it in the dryer for what seemed like a whole phase...
Study Finds Whatever Your Landlord Is Doing Is Probably Illegal (reductress.com)
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Password Expiration Policy Forces Woman to Change Dog’s Name Every 60 Days (reductress.com)
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Feel Old Yet? Thousands of Furbies Approaching Menopause (reductress.com)
Hey, Nineties kids! As we’re all getting older, our beloved Furbies are as well: Thousands and thousands of Furbies are now approaching menopause, and it’s affecting everyone around them....
U.S. Military Doing All It Can to Save Civilians in Gaza From Weapons It Sent to Israel (reductress.com)
Not the Onion, but still great satire.
Israeli Military Promises to Enact a Ceasefire Once They Run Out of Rockets (reductress.com)
In an official statement released yesterday, Israeli military officials have said that they will absolutely enact a ceasefire the second they run out of rockets....
Interesting! Box Tops for Education Apparently Not Valid Toward Student Loans (reductress.com)
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Roommates Who Can't Afford to Live Alone Accidentally Growing Old Together (reductress.com)
Thanksgiving Recipes So Good Your Family Will Accept Your Sexuality (reductress.com)
Thanksgiving is a great opportunity to reconnect with family over a delicious meal, but what if your family members still don’t accept you for who you are? If you want to finally win your family over while also finally gaining their approval of your queer and/or poly lifestyle, keep reading for five Thanksgiving recipes that...
Why I Stopped Dating Guys My Age and Started Dating Guys Who Were Born as Old Men and Are Aging in Reverse (reductress.com)
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REPORT: Cat Doesn't Hate Guests, It Hates How Fake You Act Around Other People (reductress.com)
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Oh No! This Woman Drank So Much Sleepytime Tea She Was Pronounced Legally Dead (reductress.com)
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'We Support the Right to Freedom of Expression,' Says University Official Who’s Trying to Contact the National Guard (reductress.com)
Cool! This Woman Will Let Her Dog Lick Her on the Mouth But Won’t Drink Tap Water (reductress.com)
Some people remain vigilant when it comes to sharing germs and other contaminants. But this germaphobic lady is a little different: New York resident Willow Keaton-Levi refuses to drink tap water, but she’ll still let her dog lick her directly on the mouth!...
Study Finds Whatever Your Landlord Is Doing Is Probably Illegal (reductress.com)
Woman in Awkward 47-Year Period Where She's Too Young to Write Memoir and Too Old to Play Webkinz (reductress.com)
In what has been described as a “faith-shaking” turn of events, Seattle resident Ryan Farrington has recently come to the realization that she’s in the awkward 47-year period of life where she’s still too young to write a memoir, and yet too old to play Webkinz....
Complete Mental Breakdown Self-Diagnosed Each Week as ‘Sunday Scaries’ (reductress.com)
In an impressive display of malpractice, Shoshanna Feldman self-diagnoses the complete mental breakdown she has at the end of each weekend as the “Sunday scaries”....
Why I Stopped Exfoliating My Feet and Started Hardening Them Into Weapons (reductress.com)
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Selfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn About (reductress.com)
The headline is the whole joke.
