Tragedy Strikes After Malfunctioning Wind Turbine Spills Wind All Over Farmer’s Field (thehardtimes.net)
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Internet Detective Only Destroys Three Innocent Peoples’ Lives Before Never Actually Solving Case (thehardtimes.net)
Every Gang From “The Warriors” Ranked by Our Conservative Uncle’s Fear of the City (thehardtimes.net)
Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)
Terrifying New Anti-Marijuana PSA Says Overindulgence Could Cause You to End Up Like Bill Maher (thehardtimes.net)
Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding (thehardtimes.net)
Anarchist Surprisingly Strict About Board Game Rules (thehardtimes.net)
Oh, You’re a Joe Rogan Fan? Make 3 of the Dumbest Statements I’ve Ever Heard in My Entire Life (thehardtimes.net)
Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong (thehardtimes.net)
Steve Albini Standing Outside Gates of Heaven Telling Everyone How Much He Hates the Smashing Pumpkins (thehardtimes.net)
Trump Brags His Brain Worms Are Still Alive and Very Strong (thehardtimes.net)
How to Boycott a Company By Talking About How Bad It Is and That’s It (thehardtimes.net)
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Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home (thehardtimes.net) French
Cop Practices For Long Day of Busting Protests By Beating Teenage Children at Home (thehardtimes.net)
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Cop Beating the Crap Out of College Student Looking Forward to Two Weeks Paid Vacation (thehardtimes.net)
New York - Local cop Thomas Hannon admitted that he’s excited about his upcoming paid leave of absence once he is disciplined for brutalizing a peaceful protester at Columbia University…