Ben Shapiro Claims Palestinian Children Keep Dying on Purpose to Get out of Debating Him About Definition of Genocide (thehardtimes.net)
Overworked Cop Having Trouble Separating Work Assault from Home Assault (thehardtimes.net)
Commander Biden Bites All 221 House Republicans, Seizes Speakership (thehardtimes.net)
Boeing Swears They Just Only Hire Suicidal People (thehardtimes.net)
Right Wingers Idolizing Churchill Horrified to Learn He Had Long Standing Beef With Hitler (thehardtimes.net)
Heartwarming: Republican Donors Raised $300 Million to Help This Man Satisfy His Humiliation Kink (thehardtimes.net)
Nikki Haley and Ron DeSantis to Debate Whether Slavery Was Good or Never Happened (thehardtimes.net)
"This Is Our Personal 9/11 Except We Can't Make Money From It," Says Toby Keith's Family In Touching Tribute (thehardtimes.net)
Conservative Religious Parents Who Banned Harry Potter Books in the 2000s Now Wholeheartedly Embrace J.K. Rowling (thehardtimes.net)
Terrifying New Anti-Marijuana PSA Says Overindulgence Could Cause You to End Up Like Bill Maher (thehardtimes.net)
Local Teachers Union Announces Plans to Invade Gaza in Order to Secure Government Funding (thehardtimes.net)
Cop Beating the Crap Out of College Student Looking Forward to Two Weeks Paid Vacation (thehardtimes.net)
New York - Local cop Thomas Hannon admitted that he’s excited about his upcoming paid leave of absence once he is disciplined for brutalizing a peaceful protester at Columbia University…
Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out (thehardtimes.net)
Mourning Family Torn Over Whether Daughter’s Murder Should Be Podcast or Netflix Series (thehardtimes.net)
Dad Waiting for Lull at Christmas Dinner to Rant About Woke Mind Virus (thehardtimes.net)
Climate Conference Attendees Dazzled by Crude Oil Fountain in Dining Hall (thehardtimes.net)
DUBAI — Attendees of the COP28 Climate Summit set aside the solutions to impending climate catastrophe after being dazzled by the inclusion of an ostentatious crude oil fountain in the dining hall, event coordinators have reported....