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JCPhoenix, to Neoliberal in Merry Christmas, you magnificent shitlibs!
@JCPhoenix@beehaw.org avatar

Merry Christmas! I was gonna say I hope you all get coal, but then being given coal doesn’t really help the economy does it? Buy your own goddamn coal.

theinspectorst,
theinspectorst avatar

Coal? In neoliberal households, naughty children get safe efficient nuclear power in their stockings.

CoffeeAddict,
CoffeeAddict avatar

I always loved it when I got stocking-sized nuclear reactors instead of coal.

Kolanaki, to linguistics_humor in "Pronounce" by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Is “hiccough” pronounced the same as “hiccup?” Because if it is, I’m gonna have to put that in the same category as “colonel.”

emstuff,

it is, but “hiccup” is the original spelling despite people claiming otherwise

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

There’s an interesting history behind why colonel is spelled and pronounced how it is…

deseret.com/…/french-italian-roots-explain-why-co…

To investigate that question, we have to go back a little further into the word’s history. The French word “coronel” is derived from the Italian word “colonnello.” When the French borrowed the word, however, they found it difficult to pronounce. In an effort to ease the pronunciation problem, they changed the first “l” sound to an “r” sound. This is quite a common occurrence; when there are two “l” sounds or two “r” sounds near each other in a word, one of them is frequently omitted or changed to a different sound to eliminate a tricky pronunciation. Linguists call this type of alteration “dissimilation.”

When English later adopted the word (in the 16th century), the French pronunciation was kept, but the letter “r” was changed back to an “l,” making the term look more like the original Italian word and producing the conflict we continue to have between spelling and pronunciation.

droans,

Pretty much any time a word is pronounced weirdly, you can blame the French.

Beartotem,

The french word is “colonel”, it’s from latin, much like the italian “colonnello” and the spanish “Coronel”.

Feathercrown,

I’m gonna have to put anyone who spells it this way into the morgue if they keep it up tbh

funkless_eck,

and lieutenant in British English.

expatriado, (edited ) to linguistics_humor in "Pronounce" by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

english is my second language and i feel it has wasted a lot of brain memory, because i have to learn the spelling and pronunciation of each word separately and the link them together, when i could just learn one of those and know the other

Kecessa,

Same and in most situations I can pass as an English first speaker.

I was at IKEA buying a bed frame and asked the person at the counter if she had put the slats on the bill… But I pronounced it like slates because I was sure I had seen an “e” at the end of the word and there went the illusion 🤷

Skua, to comicstrips in Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Post

Really it's just a terrible shame that we haven't adopted the usage of mailmale

palordrolap, to comicstrips in SMBC [2011-05-04]

Reminds me of a TV ad, older than this comic, for a frosted cereal (probably not the first one that comes to mind) and the adult about to consume them has the inner dialogue "What about fat?!" "Wimp!"

(I always heard it as "Wamp!", so to this day I'm not completely sure if it was an early example of a spoken sad trombone, but "Wimp!" is more likely.)

They don't make ads like that any more.

grue, to comicstrips in SMBC [2011-05-04]

That last panel even works by itself.

Ephera, to science_memes in Old comic, more relevant than ever

Whenever people say “AI”, I like to mentally insert an M, G and C: ✨Magic✨

Or as it’s also known:
✨I don’t want to explain what I actually did, so here’s a meaningless word to stop you asking questions.✨

tory, to science_memes in Old comic, more relevant than ever

My old coworker used to say this all the time back around 2018:

“What’s the difference between AI and machine learning?

Machine learning is done in Python. AI is done in PowerPoint.”

Kolanaki, to science_memes in Old comic, more relevant than ever
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Prompt Engineer: “I am a machine teacher.”

Socsa, (edited ) to science_memes in Old comic, more relevant than ever

One guy spends a summer implementing a backprop algorithm in CUDA and now my mom thinks butterflies are stealing her blood at night.

TheLowestStone,
@TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

Idea for future D&D side plot: butterflies are stealing blood at night.

chiliedogg, (edited )

“Crimson Lepids”

They should have blood-red wings and be familiars of Psyche cultists.

finkrat, to science_memes in Old comic, more relevant than ever

Investors are such emotionally led beings

explodicle,

They’re just betting on what will get bailed out because of their own bribes. It’s pure feedback at this point; all noise and no signal.

RickAstleyfounddead, to science_memes in Old comic, more relevant than ever

This should be at !programmer_humor

ekky, (edited ) to science_memes in Old comic, more relevant than ever

LLMs (or really ChatGPT and MS Copilot) having hijacked the term “AI” is really annoying.

In more than one questionnaire or discussion:

Q: “Do you use AI at work?”

A: “Yes, I make and train CNN (find and label items in images) models etc.”

Q: “How has AI influenced your productivity at work?”

A: ???

Can’t mention AI or machine learning in public without people instantly thinking about LLM.

smeg,

I imagine this is how everyone who worked in cryptography felt once cryptocurrency claimed the word “crypto”

ekky,

Luckily that was only the abbreviation and not the actual word. I know that language changes all the time, constantly, but I still find it annoying when a properly established and widely (within reason) used term gets appropriated and hijacked.

I mean, I guess it happens all the time in with fiction, and in sciences you sometimes run into a situation where an old term just does not fit new observations, but please keep your slimy, grubby, way-too-adhesive, klepto-grappers away from my perfectly fine professional umbrella terms. :(

Please excuse my rant.

dvlsg, (edited )
@dvlsg@lemmy.world avatar

I’m still mad that ML was stolen and doesn’t make people think about the ML family of programming languages anymore.

OhNoMoreLemmy,

The term machine learning was coined in 1959 by Arthur Samuel, an IBM employee and pioneer in the field of computer gaming and artificial intelligence.[9][10] The synonym self-teaching computers was also used in this time period.[11][12]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_learning

It wasn’t so much stolen as taken back.

marcos,

We are just taking “crypto” back to mean something useful. It was just a matter of some stupid people losing enough money.

I hope in a few years we can take “AI” back too.

veganpizza69,
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar

AI will be taken back.

spoilerby avian influenza

hangonasecond,
veganpizza69,
@veganpizza69@lemmy.world avatar
AppleTea,

“AI” will never shake the connotations science fiction has given it. The association is always going to skew towards positronic brains and Commander Data.

In the world of Actual Machines, “AI” is a term that should barely be tolerated in advertising departments, let alone anything remotely close to R&D

exocrinous,

I still think AI has its place as a useful term in video games development

funkless_eck, (edited )

I had a first stage interview with a large multinational construction company where I’d be “the only person in the organization sanctioned to use ai”

they meant: use chatgpt to generate blogs

MonkeMischief,

“That’s some high security clearance to have a computer rapidly tap auto-complete for entire paragraphs, hoss…wait it pays how much?(Ahem) I shall take this solemn responsibility of the highest order so very seriously!” Lol

Waldowal, to science_memes in Old comic, more relevant than ever
@Waldowal@lemmy.world avatar

As an older developer, you could replace “machine learning” with “statistical modeling” and “artificial intelligence” with “machine learning”.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

“It’s the same picture.”

Num10ck,

fuzzy logic

lightnegative,

I hear this all the time in my field.

“Can you just fuzzy match the records between the systems?”

reverendsteveii,

“I’m into if statements lately”

cmfhsu, (edited )

We used to distinguish AI as automatically / programmatically making a decision based on an ML model, but I’m guilty of calling it AI for wow factor, lol.

Now I have to be careful because AI = LLMs in common language .

QuaternionsRock,

I think people are hesitant to call ML “statistical modeling” because traditional statistical models approximate the underlying phenomena; e.g., a logarithmic regression would only be used to study logarithmic phenomena. ML models, by contrast, seldom resemble what they’re actually modeling.

CluckN, to science_memes in Old comic, more relevant than ever

Pshh, I’m working on an AI blockchain cloud based customer first smart learning adaptive agile Air Fryer that will blow the competition away.

SomeAmateur, (edited )
CluckN,

I’m surprised it’s able to make readable text.

SomeAmateur,

Yeah it’s been improving over the past few months. It’s hit or miss though

driving_crooner,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

I like to post sometimes on the “guess the song” AI communities, but more often than not, the Bing image creator just plast the lyrics on the image making it useless for the game.

zalgotext,

Blovw the competittio

Aggravationstation,

Blovw it hard!

ghen,

The worst part is that it now tries to add text to a whole lot of pictures

barsoap,

Image generation models are generally more than capable of doing that they’re just not trained to do it.

That is, just doing a bit of hand-holding and showing SDXL appropriately tagged images and you get quite sensible results. Under normal circumstances it just simply doesn’t get to associate any input tokens with the text in the pixels because people rarely if ever describe, verbatim, what’s written in an image. “Hooters” is an exception, hard to find a model on Civitai that can’t spell it.

brbposting,

Ataliative 😮

Adetvi Learning 😲

Blowv the ciompetittio 🤯

Venator, (edited )

BlocklBerach

Clould frist lustion

Agíee

brbposting,

Clould FRIST

Venator, (edited )

Edit: Fixed

drolex,

I will probably use these images in a corporate PowerPoint. I’m not asking for your permission, I’m warning you. Sorry, it’s too good. (I will credit you as a CTO of some company ending in -SYS or - LEA if you want)

SomeAmateur,

Lol go for it just send me a screenshot of the slide!

MonkeMischief,

Yeah these look exactly like things I’d see on billboards in Vegas when certain conventions are in town…

Grandwolf319,

Ahh I miss the days when people who knew and used generative AI understood they are best for shits and giggles.

nolannice, (edited )
@nolannice@lemmy.world avatar

Please tell me it has individually packaged chicken nugget pods with DRM and more plastic waste than food 🤤

businessfish,
@businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

and you can only control it through our official mobile app!

Pardal,
lugal,

Nah, I’m only interested in deep learning

smeg,

That’s some real blue-sky thinking

otacon239,

Boy do I have the product for you: youtu.be/F_HOrMmWoMA?si=sNxyxbwaKOnZiPqW

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Does it have a voice assistant so it can be voice controlled and totally not to violate our privacy?

ieatpwns,

I’m in.

brbposting,
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