HaunchesTV,

It’s not like he needs the energy. He’s a tech exec, he doesn’t do anything after 11am anyway.

EricKendrick,
@EricKendrick@feddit.uk avatar

Lol - he takes 1977 calories a day because he was born in 1977. Fruitcake.

dowath,
dowath avatar

Crap, I can't have a big mac until 2360? This diet sucks.

Edit: Oh, nah all good I forgot we measure in kJs over here. Does mean I have to wait about 500 years to add another into my daily routine though.

riesendulli,

Metric system crushing the Kool aid

Sigmatics,

Maybe try some sports, that would definitely reduce his biological age.

Because with less than 2k calories a day he’s definitely not doing any

satanicleftist,

ahh yes, the man that uses his son as a blood boy.

RagingNerdoholic,
RockyBockySocky,

This dude is insufferable

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