BrianBinh,
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The English suffix "-ard" (as in "drunkard", "laggard", "braggard", and "sluggard") is used to make adjectives into deprecating nouns.

"He's drunk" is just a description.
"He's a drunkard" is a moral judgment that finds the subject lacking.

The same process turned "he's wise" into "he's a wizard".

"Wizard" was the medieval equivalent of "smartass".

jewelpit,

@BrianBinh I love this etymology because it implies that at some point, someone from England met someone from Spain and all they could think was "this motherfucker is too Spanish."

BrianBinh,
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@jewelpit That would be hilarious, but unfortunately "Spaniard" comes to English from French, where "-ard" is just a place name like "Picard".

samhainnight,
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@BrianBinh @jewelpit I thought Picard was a soldier who carried a pike?

catch56,

@samhainnight @BrianBinh @jewelpit nah it's a corrupt union official.

stevendbrewer,
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@samhainnight @BrianBinh @jewelpit You've never read the Three Musketeers. (I highly recommend it.)

bougiewonderland,
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@BrianBinh @jewelpit Except Spaniard in French is Espagnol, no -ard anywhere…

BrianBinh,
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Next time you watch a movie or read a book, mentally substitute "wiseass" whenever somebody says "wizard".

"Yer a wiseass, 'Arry!"

"Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wiseasses."

"That wiseass is just a crazy old man."

"A wiseass is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."

"Do you think if I went, this wiseass would give me brains?"

"Can't you just 'wiseass' it open?"

"Mr. Wiseass! Get me the hell out of here!"

EvelineSulman,

@BrianBinh is that connected to the Dutch word -aard, which means 'nature' or 'essence'? We also use that as a suffix. Dronkaard is someone who is drinking all the time. Luiaard is someone who is lazy by nature.

irishleprechan,

@BrianBinh smartassard never caught on

tzarfenix,

@BrianBinh Isaac Asimov actually had an introductory essay to a Wizards anthology where he wrote about this at length

miss_s_b,

@tzarfenix @BrianBinh it's also, inevitably, in Pratchett

apm77,

@miss_s_b Somewhat surprised I had to scroll down all the way to your toot to find a reference to Pratchett. If I scrolled down much further I might have found myself at bottom. @tzarfenix @BrianBinh

bluedragon,
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@BrianBinh i don't know if I like this better if its true or if you made it up. Either way; top shelf.

BrianBinh,
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@bluedragon It's actually true! Adding -ard to words in Middle English was equivalent to slang today adding -ass. A drunkard was a drunkass motherfucker. A dullard was a dullass motherfucker. A bollard was a bole (tree trunk)-ass thing.

foone,
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@BrianBinh @bluedragon and a wizard is a wise-ass motherfucker. Someone who knows so much stuff that now they can throw fireballs

feonixrift,

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  • flamepanther,

    @feonixrift
    Wait, so what's a lizard?
    @foone @BrianBinh @bluedragon

    foone,
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    @flamepanther @feonixrift @BrianBinh @bluedragon sadly it's not a liz + -ard. It came into english from old french "lesard", ,which came from the latin "lacertus" through the anglo-normon "lusard"

    shadyspotlight,

    @foone @flamepanther @feonixrift @BrianBinh @bluedragon I'm here to inform that I am, in fact, a liz-ass mother fucker.😉

    flamepanther,

    @foone
    Well that's no fun. Next you'll tell me bastards have nothing to do with an Egyptian cat goddess 😛
    @feonixrift @BrianBinh @bluedragon

    bidorto,

    @BrianBinh @bluedragon as a Spaniard, I am both enjoying this thread and feeling pissed about it

    AlisonW,

    @BrianBinh @bluedragon
    OED suggests it's a slightly different derivation, more an emphasis (ie 'really drunk', 'really wise') but sometimes with negative overtones. Fun though!

    neandertall,
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    @AlisonW @BrianBinh @bluedragon agreed, while -ard in Middle English generally creates mildly pejorative agent nouns, it’s parallel in use to Dutch -aard, which can also just create words meaning “__-like person/thing” and in at least some cases comes from Proto-Germanic *ardiz meaning “inner nature, character”.

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  • neandertall,
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    @avuko @AlisonW @BrianBinh @bluedragon in some cases in English and Dutch it might also be from Proto-Germanic *harduz “hard”, which more originally meant also “strong”, cognate with Ancient Greek “kratos” meaning “power”, you see something like this in e.g. the English term “blowhard” for someone who talks too loud and too frequently. That’s also the source of the -ard/-aard/-art in many Western European boy names like “Leonard” = lit. ‘as hard (or strong) as a lion’

    Humus,
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    @BrianBinh And that's how "you must" turned into "you're a mustard".

    CrypticMirror,
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    @BrianBinh once noted, "The title wizard is said to be derived from the archaic word "Wys-ars", meaning one who, at bottom, is very wise"

    NorCalWineLady,
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    @CrypticMirror @BrianBinh 😂😂😂

    iamdtms,
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    @BrianBinh
    bastard

    nyrath,
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    @BrianBinh

    @jdnicoll could have fun playing with this.

    n3wjack,
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    @BrianBinh so we start calling crypto bro's cryptards then?

    lanodan,
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    @BrianBinh And I guess it regained a somewhat deprecating meaning with the "30 years old wizard" meme.

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