SmudgeTheInsultCat,
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GhostOnTheHalfShell,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Wisdom born of experience.

renard,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Tech workers: Home Assistant with local-only devices and strict firewall rules

iwein,
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dasparky,
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djohngo,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Guns jam. Baseball bats work every time. Especially the aluminum ones.

blogdiva,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat i have never met a software developer that's also into hardware. i do not understand the concept of making software for machines you hate, but that's seems a well paid kink.

attrako,
lorgonumputz,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat

I work with large scale computing clusters.

I trust computers exactly as much as Commander Adama from Battlestar Galactica.

sully1503,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat They leave the gun next to the printer? That just seems like a recipe for disaster, what if it prints itself a hand(s)? Then what?

fedithom,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat that's so me! (except I don't own guns, so it's a baseball bat sitting next to my 8-years old HP OfficeJet)

isotope239,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Especially if the printer insists on connecting to wifi and the router's internet gateway instead of just using a USB cable to connect to a local PC. Then I shoot it on principle.

johnrohde,

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I work with industrial robots. There are neither robot lawnmower nor robot wacumcleaner in the household.

vosje62,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat @Nouscat I even skipt the printer. (And skipt it work) 😅

EevaXTiina,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Not true. Engineers do not shoot printers. They unplug.

TimWardCam,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Happens in other professions too. My wife is a publisher - she doesn't read books in her own time, books are the day job.

bwana,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Yes, 100%! 😆

KayOhtie,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat @luciennelutrae I feel like what was originally an incredibly tongue-in-cheek take has been hilariously telephone-game'd into this fundamentally incurious take, and sarcasm+internet+ND I cannot tell anymore who means this rather literally and who is just posting it like "haha goofy".

katzenschiff,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Timeless classic, always worth a boost 😊

casuallynoted,
inspired,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat I turn the printer off so fast when it's done sometimes I have to fight to get the last page out of the rollers.

Sempf,
robertadtaylor,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat I'm pretty sure smart devices are a baaaad idea.

TheMNWolf,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat

Pretty much.

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