tomw,
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Imagine you accidentally come into possession of a pineapple.

You don't currently have any way to slice, cook or otherwise prepare the pineapple. Also, you don't like eating pineapple anyway.

What do you do with the pineapple?

Wickerbax_Supreme,

@tomw I mean if ya had a way to get the juice out you could use it to tenderize meat, but that might be beyond the parameters

tomw,
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@Wickerbax_Supreme Interesting idea but I don't eat meat and it does kind of constitute "cooking". But I hadn't thought of it!

Wickerbax_Supreme,

@tomw fair enough, I tend to avoid it myself

PonderosaJohn,

@tomw put it on someone's porch ring the bell and run away

tomw,
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@PonderosaJohn This would solve the issue quite quickly

tomhannen,
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@tomw 3D scan it and turn it into Lego https://youtu.be/LrEHoaq6QFE?si=Nu_BgRLDEBdxywta

tomw,
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@tomhannen I like your thinking

sunday,
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@tomw Easy. Find someone who likes to eat pineapple. Give away pineapple to said person.

tomw,
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@sunday This sounds easy enough but I am not sure how to locate pineapple likers

sunday,
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@tomw

for person in vicinity:
if person.GetResponse("Do you like pineapple?"):
break;
else:
raise PersonNotFoundException()

person.Pass(pineapple)

scnr :)

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