mcc,
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Last night I had a dream that somebody let me hold their pet rat

FeralRobots,
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@mcc Never held a rat but I've been around them & I've held guinea pigs & I'm guessing it'd be similarly pleasant - assuming a calm & friendly rat. (Knew a girl in college who carried hers around the dorm on her shoulder.)

mcc,
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I remember (in the dream) being very worried that I'd drop it, or it would slip out of my hands, and it would suddenly (in a social sense) transform from a pet rat into a regular rat, the kind that is considered a pest and wantonly killed and such, the moment it passed across the invisible boundaries of the performance that allowed it to exist within human society

mcc,
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Rats don't know about social constructions :(

FeralRobots,
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@mcc seeing this through a fantasy lens, I could go 2 directiosn with that:

  1. it makes our concerns irrelevant to them - they're invulnerable to our social constructions.
  2. the social constructions are literally real, & the rat becomes in some sense literally a wild rat once it crosses the barrier.

obvs 3rd direction where neither of the 2 social constructions is 'real'; & interesting 4th where they're not real, but they do have real consequences for how the rat sees itself.

WAHa_06x36,
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@mcc It's the most annoying thing in the world when your subconscious writes something that is just so good that you don't know if you could do better while awake.

sellout,
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@mcc Yesterday my 9yo was arguing for a pet rat. Her argument hinged on the differences between domesticated rats and “sewer” rats.

mcc,
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@sellout I hear it actually is different. That there are behavioral differences.

I have some specific recommendations if you are considering getting a pet rat however, I am concerned about the possibility my input could lead to a 9 year old not getting what she want, in a case where I feel inclined to take her side

sellout,
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@mcc Don't worry – she's not getting a rat. We already have guinea pigs (which she adores), and every day is an argument for some new animal. Before the rat was a hamster, and during the rat advocacy, she made a point of saying why they're better than hamsters. If we wait long enough, I'm sure she'll reach the final ideal pet (which is hopefully guinea pigs).

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