rasterweb, 
Me: I need new shoelaces.
Wife: There’s a shoe store on 68th where a cranky-ass old man has hundreds of different shoelaces…
Me: Do I want to go to a shop run by a cranky-ass old man?
Wife: He might be a cranky-ass old man because online retailers have destroyed the local business he’s been running for 40 years…
Me: I’ll go there this week.
