lowqualityfacts,
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I am finally the proud owner of a Tesla Cybertruck. It's incredible. Drove over a puddle this morning and only three of the doors have begun to rust. One door impressively remains rust-free. A butterfly flew into the windshield, which created severe cracks but it did NOT break. Little guy flew off like it was nothing. Men respect my vehicle and women want to sleep with it. Downloaded a sweet software patch that keeps the A/C running full blast 24/7. Well worth the $100k.

Crispius,
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kingu,
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@lowqualityfacts I'm glad you like it. I love mine too!

I thought it was ugly at first but after a few raining day, it became wonderful!

I feel like a real man now!

Perspective,
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@kingu @lowqualityfacts

I don't know, I think the rusty rat rods have more character ... 🤔

hypolite,

@Perspective @kingu @lowqualityfacts I'm with you, it looks way cooler with this patina, which I doubt any will reach while also running on their own power.

mahenderkar,

@lowqualityfacts Don't buy that minecraft POS.

kipapakid,

@lowqualityfacts yep paid an extra 10k for an authentic ball bearing shattered passenger window. Simply amazing, nothing else like it!

GhostOnTheHalfShell,
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@lowqualityfacts ooo, i can feel alpha male dripping off you. :ablobgrin:

normalguy,
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@lowqualityfacts Hahahahahahahaha! You got the Best Mastodon of the Day! 🏆

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