gruber,
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“Argylle”: 👎
https://boxd.it/6hbiKz

sandropennisi,
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@gruber i didn‘t even manage to watch it till the end

vanitalo,
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@gruber I think it depends of what the viewer wants from the movie going in… if they’re expecting something more mainstream they probably won’t be happy with the experience.

I wouldn’t say the movie was terrible, but there are a number of cringe over-the-top ridiculous moments within it that do bring the rating down somewhat for me.

If a re-edit was done to remove, tone down, or replace some of those scenes I think the movie would fare better with a wider audience. ⭐️⭐️⭐️🎬😬

gruber,
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@vanitalo I review things as they are, not as they could be.

vanitalo,
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@gruber It’s got a 5.7/10 rating on IMDB and a 72% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes, so I think my 3 star rating is in line with the average viewer. I’m just saying the movie could have been better if they had made some changes, but I don’t think it’s all bad.

heavyboots,
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@gruber Amen. It was SO terrible.

Chancerubbage,
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@gruber the concept really sold the book, but the movie killed all interest. Was it the actors, script, other? I’ll read reviews. So far I haven’t heard or read anything more articulate than ‘avoid’.

I thought at worst it might fall into a Big Fat Greek Wedding Vibe. Spy films and books can have a tongue-in-cheek edge, but they should never be self aware about it.

Connery Bond knew the right balance.

Seanochicago,
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@gruber Watch Paul Feig’s SPY, starring Melissa McCarty, Jason Stratham, Rose Byrne, and Jude Law. Actually funny!! Hell, even Man From Uncle was better.

gruber,
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@Seanochicago Man From UNCLE was way better, and I recall at least enjoying "Spy”.

gentlemangeek,
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@gruber I was tempted to watch this but this review really changed my mind.

cdros,
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@gruber like a great app, this review saved me time by not watching this heavily hyped movie. 🙏

kyleejohnson,
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@gruber We just watched this last night. I spent the entire time thinking that Justin Hammer got reformed in prison and became a spy. That was the highlight of the movie for me.

Prk60091,
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@gruber I completely, totally agree with your review of Argylle. A complete waste of time.

cdevroe,
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@gruber I agree but I did LOL at the end.

tapforms,
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@gruber saw it in the theatres and just watched it again on Apple TV. A really fun movie. Yes it's absurd, but that's what makes it fun.

WTL,
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@tapforms @gruber Agreed. It was dumb fun. That said, some of the green screen was terrible. But, my expectations are always set to low.

passim,
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@gruber Have you checked out Sugar on Apple TV?

gruber,
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@passim Two episodes in. So far, I like it.

garyfleming,
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@gruber roughly one star too many.

crichton007,
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@gruber Welcome to the club

stephenrobles,
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@gruber It’s that bad

gruber,
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@stephenrobles 12 hours later and I’m still angry. Only saving grace is that I waited until it was free on TV+.

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