LinuxAndYarn, At a dance recital with my mom
Mom: These are 11 year olds? They all have boobs.
Me: 11 and up. The girls in the center are from the senior troupe.
Mom: But the eleven year olds do.
Me: Eleven is fifth grade, so yeah.
Mom: I blame antibiotics. I didn't have boobs in fifth grade; neither did you.
Me: But I had a worse excuse.