simonwood,
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"Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers." One sentence, common words, but never before placed in that order. And yet, oh and yet, all of us spend our days saying the same things to each other, time after weary time, living by clichaic, learned response: "I love you", "Don't go in there", "You have no right to say that", "shut up", "I'm hungry", "that hurt", "why should I?", "it's not my fault", "help", "Marjorie is dead" #ABitOfFryAndLaurie

simonwood,
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“Am I right in thinking that you have a daughter?”
“Yup. Henrietta.”
“Did he? Did he really? That must have hurt. Hurt like hell on a jetski.”
#ABitOfFryAndLaurie

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