When I boarded, I was told something was wrong with my cabin so they moved me into a suite. It's pretty ridiculous! The bathroom is three times the size of the regular one. There's a walk-in closet! They gave me fresh flowers! The robes are WAY fluffier!
@guncelawits Sorry, I forget that many of my friends from before have left this place and I have acquired a lot of new mutuals who don't yet know all about my habits and things. I have boarded my ship home (or, well partway home, to Southampton). I'm on Queen Mary 2, the world's last/only ocean liner.
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