Victor's disdain for the iPad is crystalline; Apple's recent ad is a distillate. I can't say how much Victor has shaped what I want from computing, but I'm certain he sees a human using an iPad the same way he sees a lizard in a pet store, a creature of untold potential pawing at a sheet of glass, baffled by arbitrary and cruel restrictions that it - that you - can see past, but can't reach past.