factcheckjeff, WormWatch Evening Update:
Just like a Christmas gift from a relative you've never met, today's results were kind of a bummer. @rfk.jr.brain.worm isn't slowing, but there was no acceleration, either. 10k may have to wait another day. Prove me wrong, internet. Be more like a Christmas gift from a very perceptive parent and blow me away when I wake up tomorrow morning.