MissingThePt,
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“What if it were like Google, only a little bit worse?”

— Google, every day since 1999

OldManTV,

@MissingThePt "hold my beer" - Apple

It's weird that of the huge conglomerates, Amazon, Google, Apple, Facebook, etc. Microsoft is the relative good guy.

"relative" is of course, is doing more heavy lifting than Ronnie Coleman, and Microsoft's current practices equate to spitting in the face of their customer, and pushing month old custard into their eyes, while whispering through sweaty quivering breaths "TeLl Me YoU lIkE iT"

But at least they don't defecate in your mouth too like Facebook?

deshipu,
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@MissingThePt Bug fixes and performance improvements.

zetabeta,
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@MissingThePt

Apple inc !?

takeitev,
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Lazarou,
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@MissingThePt "you idiots, you morons, you dont want the actual answers to your questions, you want the disordered glop of our AI gods! You don't understand how brilliant this shit is!" - he yelled at the TED audience, spittle coating his cheek mic...

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