Waitnwallflower, 23 days ago

In an attempt to save the last remnant of lily, I sent 22 for deer and rabbit repellent earlier today, which I've never used before.

I went out to apply. The smell started to gag me, it began to leak on my hand which caused mild upset, fearing I was slightly downwind and now smelled of it, I put the bottle down and went to wash my hands, reassess.

Walked into the house and said, "I'm sure this could be made with piss."

Just then, 22, looking outside, hits the window, "Hey!", he shouts and opens the backdoor. Courage runs in and puts himself in the corner behind furniture.

"What happened?"

"He lifted his leg on your lily."

"See! I told you!"